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Posted: Mar 15 2010 01:58 am

Pretty cute, and acurate article:

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/games-summed-up-in-5-words/a-20100311112531629010

Posted: Mar 15 2010 02:28 am

The inclusion of Godhand and Okami makes me a happy guy. Most of them were pretty accurate. It was worth a few laughs at least, thanks. Smile

Posted: Mar 15 2010 02:51 am

Haha, nice, liked the FFX and PacMan comparison.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 03:01 am

Very funny, I approve.

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"Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth kills Aerith; everybody cry."

You know i hear people going on about Aerith. Maybe it's cause i haven't played the game in a while but i don't recollect where AERIS was referred to as Aerith anywhere in the the whole damn game.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 10:59 am

Same here. I never understood the hardcore fanboys calling her Aerith. Even if it is closer to the Japanese name for her or whatever the reasoning was. It just sounds silly.

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Psh I can sum up video games in two words.
here's an example
Quest for the N64: Complete Bullshit
Halo: complete bullshit
Halo 2: more bullshit
Halo 3: huge bullshit
Halo 3 ODST: Epic bullshit

Posted: Mar 15 2010 12:20 pm

Neutral-Bob wrote:

Same here. I never understood the hardcore fanboys calling her Aerith. Even if it is closer to the Japanese name for her or whatever the reasoning was. It just sounds silly.

Because that's what was used the first time and they want to prove that they've been playing it before it was cool.

Gradius: Thank god sequels' bosses differ.
Gradius II: Don't die in level 3.
Gradius III: Console ports are for wimps.
Gradius IV: Don't die in level 4.
Gradius V: Turn on Revival Start, coward.
Gradius Gaiden: Beat me? With that? Loser.
Gunstar Heroes: Non-M. Bison breaks stuff.
Life Force: Stop stealing all the Options.
Parodius: Cuddly animals terrorize the universe.
Sexy Parodius: Get paid to shoot women.
Persona 3: Headshoot self, save world. Sex.
Persona 4: Jump into TV, save world.
Sin & Punishment: Fun shooting, nonsensical story. Typical.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 01:07 pm

Smash Bros. Series: Mario beats Kirby to pieces.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 01:10 pm

Super Smash Bros. (N64): Kirby beats everyone to pieces.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 01:12 pm

The-Excel wrote:

Super Smash Bros. (N64): Kirby beats everyone to pieces.

Even better! XD

I got another one: Everyone falls to FALCON PUNCH!

Posted: Mar 15 2010 01:13 pm

Slow players deserve FALCON PUNCHes.

Gradius 2 (MSX): #2 here ain't as bad. Alternatively, Finish once, then in reverse.

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Tenchu - Slit peoples throats and shit.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 01:33 pm

Hacker wrote:

Psh I can sum up video games in two words.
here's an example
Quest for the N64: Complete Bullshit
Halo: complete bullshit
Halo 2: more bullshit
Halo 3: huge bullshit
Halo 3 ODST: Epic bullshit

In any case, heres a couple of mine

7th Saga-glitch makes RPG fucking impossible
Planescape Torment-Immortal man has weird friends
FF6-Muthafuckin Sabin suplexed a train!
FF5-Weak story, great job system.
FF4-Dark knight goes rainbow, GAY.
FF2-Get attacked, gain HP, repeat.
FF1-RPG's easy? Try marsh cave.
FF8-Emo git draws 99 scan.
Fallout-Killed mutants, but still banished.
Fallout 2-Pickpocket everyone, NEED power armor.
Fallout 3-Oblivion gets post apocalyptic expansion.
Witcher-Albino collects naked chick cards.
Infamous-Donate blood or electrocute babies?
Contra-Losing spreadshot worse than death.
Golden Axe-kick gnomes for magic potions.
Streets of Rage-Police car on boat, WTF?
Final Fight-Wrestler mayor tough on crime.
Double Dragon-Two Abobo's cause pants wetting.
Double Dragon 2-Platforming not a welcome addition.
Megaman 2-Get metal blade, win game.
Megaman X-Gritty reboot suprisingly good.
Castlevania 2-Wish I had Nintendo Power.
Castlevania 3-Belmont makes friends with Alucard.
Castlevania:Judgement-Death Note artist makes dud.
Castlevania AoE-Spoiler alert- you're anime dracula.
Castlevania DS- Give me your soul Frankenstien!
Castlevania OoE-Gather runes by showing back.
Killer instict-ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Fighters history-Cheap knockoff not very good.
MvC2-Cable, Sentinel, Storm, Magneto again?
SFIII-Black sheep game tourney popular.
Mortal Kombat-Extreme violence novelty wears quick.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 03:29 pm

Shenmue: Ask about sailors pet kittens

Posted: Mar 15 2010 04:41 pm

Darius: Triple-wide screen isn't helpful.
Neutopia: Can't move diagonally. Some clone.
Pokemon: You can't run from strangers. (I want to write an essay about the less obvious lessons Pokemon teaches us. All I ever hear about that is animal cruelty and child abandonment.)
Tatsunoko v. Capcom: Stop spamming the grenades, dammit!
Tetris: You're playing it wrong, slowpoke.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 05:21 pm

A lot of these use contractions. Cheater!

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Here's one I made up:

Mega Man X3: Did X just say "damn?"
Mega Man X3(2): Zero can't fight bosses? Lame.
Starfox (SNES): Go fuck yourself, Sector Z.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 10:20 pm

Mega Man X7: Welcome to the fold, Axl!

Posted: Mar 15 2010 10:20 pm

Silent Hill - 0rigins: Trucker deals with issues, cults.
Silent Hill - WHY IS EVERYONE PAUSING? Cults.
Silent Hill 2 - Psychologically traumatized dude goes bonkers.
Silent Hill 3 - What the hell? More cults.
Silent Hill 4 - Dead dude stalks you. Prostitutes.
Silent Hill: Homecoming - Where's Josh? Even more cults.

Posted: Mar 15 2010 11:05 pm

King of Fighters: Boss rips you new ass.
Street Fighter IV: Norio Wakamoto Bison rules you.
Sonic 3 & Knuckles: Eggman takes Echidna's big rock
Dynamite Headdy: Decapitation is an amazing attack
2nd Dynamite Headdy: The title is sexually provocative
Advance Wars: Infantry spam sucks, you asshole
Wario Land II: Pirate lady steals Wario's merchandise
Wario Land 3: Rumble in the music box
Wario Land 4: Woman is in that cat
Wario World: Piledrive that stripper alligator honcho!

Posted: Mar 16 2010 12:09 am

Metal Slug: Saddam Hussein is no conqueror.
Metal Slug 2: Aliens should fight our wars.
Metal Slug X: The biggest game patch ever.
Metal Slug 3: The only good zombie game.
Metal Slug 4: At least Fio's still in.
Metal Slug 5: Final boss makes no sense.
Metal Slug 6: Saddam should learn to quit.
Metal Slug 7: Mediocre entry needs no words.
Metal Slug XX: Still has stupid parachuting level.
Punch-Out!!: Your opponents cheat. Good luck!
Twinkle Star Sprites: The ultimate test for insecurity.

Posted: Mar 16 2010 12:11 am

lol nice. keep em coming

Posted: Mar 16 2010 12:19 am

The Chessmaster: Creepy wizard wants to play.
Disgaea: Statistician's dream or worst nightmare.
Half-Minute Hero: Knight 30 can suck it.
Lethal Enforcers: Twelve robbers in one car?
I Wanna Be The Guy: But is it worth it?
The Incredible Machine: Alligators eat little boys whole.
Izuna: Arrogant ninja girl injures gods.
Izuna 2: I hope you like powerleveling.
Mega Man - Maverick Hunter X: Calling your attacks is gay.
Team Fortress 2: Pixar might not be amused.
Tetris The Grand Master: Overcompetitive players' dream come true.