http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918627/
Bought this movie used at the comic book store where Jeebus works for like $5.
It is fairly terrible. The premise is that the replacement cook for the AEZ sorority house shows up at the start of a holiday weekend when most of the girls have headed off to Cabo. The chef is Hungarian, and pretty much the only English he speaks throughout the film is the word "okay!", often followed by a thumbs up. When he speaks in Hungarian, subtitles show that's he talking about how he's going to murder all the girls in house. But he smiles a lot, so the girls like him. It's a joke that's been done many times before, and basing a horror movie around it is a little odd. The guy who plays the cook though, Mark Hengst, is great in the role. Everyone else is fairly terrible. The other actresses are all bargain basement caricatures of more famous personalities. You have Fake Shannon Elizabeth, Fake Claire Forlani, Fake Avril Lavigne, Fake Hillary Duff, Fake Reese Witherspoon, Fake Eliza Dushku, Fake Rachel Bilson, and Fake Who The Hell Cares Because She Gets Killed Within Ten Minutes And Then No One Else Gets Killed For A While. Fake Shannon Elizabeth is seemingly the survivor girl, but in the end, she gets killed, the cook barely gets scratched, while Fake Claire Forlani survives and gets carted off to the hospital. At the hospital, the cook, now disguised as an orderly, gives her some sort of injection that probably kills her. We also learn that the real Hungarian cook was killed months ago, and the psycho killer actually speaks perfect English and learned Hungarian from the chef's Hungarian-English dictionary.
CONS:
1) This movie is shot on video and it shows. Very rarely does the cinematography surpass adequate.
2) Aside Mark Hengst, no one in this film is a very good actor/actress.
3) The dialogue is mostly terrible.
4) There are a handful scenes in slow motion for no apparent reason
5) As the massacre accelerates, suspension of disbelief becomes damn near impossible. Girls get massacred in rooms right next door to other girls, and no one seems to notice. I guess the walls are three feet thick.
6) No one survives. Any slasher film without a survivor instantly fails.
PROS:
1) A healthy amount of very competent graphic violence
2) Lesbians!
3) Sexy situations
4) The killer has this weird fetish where he'll only kill you if you look at him. This should probably be under cons because it's completely retarded, but somehow Mark Hengst made it work.
VERDICT
This is bargain basement sexploitation horror. It's not even close to being on par with the classic 80s slasher films by any stretch of the imagination, but it is sufficiently watchable. And that's more than you can say for most non-Raimi horror films that get theatrical releases these days.
