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Posted: Mar 26 2009 07:48 pm

so I am at the library today to go use the restroom. Normally if I go into a restroom and there is someone in there I will just wash my hands and then let the person use the restroom in peace unless they are just taking a piss, even if I really gotta go number 2 and someone is in there I usually will seek out another lavatory.

So I am using the restroom today and this asshole comes right in and sits his ass on the toilet 2 feet away from me, he proceeds to unload his digestive gases and lets it all hang out for the first 2 minutes.

Needless to say, I give the vibe through silence that I was taking a shit and the guy seriously sits in there awkwardly for ten minutes not doing shit until I get up realizing I wont be able to take a peaceful shit anymore.

Was he rude or not?

Posted: Mar 26 2009 08:13 pm

Didn't leave vowing never to return? It's nice to have you back, I guess. Smile

I don't use public restrooms anyway.

Posted: Mar 26 2009 08:13 pm

I thought you left. What gives?

But I say he had a right. I mean that's what restrooms are for. So he had to..

Well, he has to do it, and he'll be damned if he has to worry about some random guy who wants TotallyAwesomeAndExpensiveRestroomDesignedForErmac Version 9.999919231239999

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Mar 26 2009 08:14 pm

I hate when i'm in an empty restroom takin' a dump and some one comes in and just HAS to use the stall next to you. I avoid taking a dump in public restrooms at all costs.

Posted: Mar 26 2009 08:14 pm

If he was in a separate stall, no harm no foul. Otherwise, that's the most fucked up bathroom ever.

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Um... Why did you stay in there for 10 minutes?

Also:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232839

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Mar 26 2009 08:16 pm

Fred wrote:

Um... Why did you stay in there for 10 minutes?

Yeah I would have just pulled my pants back up and took a shit in a trash can somewhere if I had to.

Posted: Mar 26 2009 08:17 pm

Are you serious? If it was a public washroom and he had to go, he has every right to.

Posted: Mar 26 2009 08:21 pm

The only bathroom ettiquette room I know of is don't talk to people while they are doing their business, wash your hands, don't talk on the cell phone, and give a courtesy flush if its especially bad. Myself, I don't like people who get chatty in the mens room, but I don't care if anybody comes in while I'm going or vice versa. The way I look at it is if a mans got to go, a mans got to go. That is assuming there are stalls though. I have only been one place in my life that didn't though so that isn't much of a concern. I don't think I would have the same opinion shitting next to a man without a stall between us though. If thats the case I agree with you, if not then I don't think it would be a big deal for me.

Posted: Mar 26 2009 08:28 pm

I can see your frustration if it was one of those unisex bathrooms with one urinal and one toilet, in that case, lock the door.

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I have to deal with this at work all the time. It's normal. It's annoying as hell, but it's normal.

Posted: Mar 27 2009 12:21 am

I suppose he wasn't being rude, but...like Doc said, I HATE when there are multiple stalls in the bathroom open, yet someone has to use the one RIGHT next to the one I'm in.

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What kind of bathrooms have toilets that are 2 feet away from eachother

Posted: Mar 27 2009 11:00 am

Luckily, all the bathrooms I've been in at college were empty (or near-empty), so I was able to get in, handle my business, and get out.

I say that guy didn't know.

EDIT: I also agree with Doc-- the only time I would be OK with it is in a stadium, if all the stalls are full, and the only one open is next to me (and note: I haven't been to one in about a year.)

Posted: Mar 27 2009 12:13 pm

I don't like going 2 with other people around, especially, if it's another guy dropping bombs, but sometimes, you just got to.

One thing I like to do is use the urinal right next to someone when there are clearly many available elsewhere. I kind of lean backward to make sure my penis is visible in person's peripheral vision, and I do three extra shakes. If I have had a couple to drink I will also add conversation to this scenario.

Posted: Mar 27 2009 04:49 pm

Not exactly on topic, but I've got kind of a "shy bladder" and have trouble peeing if someone is next to me. Having those walls between the urinals helps, but sometimes I've gotta just go in the stall and shut the door.

It can be quite a pain in the ass....especially in crowded areas like bars or sporting events.

Posted: Mar 27 2009 11:12 pm

I know how ya feel: everybody'd rather poop in peace with no one else in the room in case you cut a huge one, and then if it stinks everyone knows its you.

But, you have to give up that feeling for common sense. You just have to hope that they dont care that you rip ass. But at all means, try to poop at home.

Posted: Mar 28 2009 12:00 am

I'm fine in a urinal next to someone as long as its a crowded place like a stadium or a concert. However, I usually (actually, always) use the urinals at school and most of the time there are two people max in there (the bathroom I mean). So then it is not cool. I don't see why people always go near or next to me. There are 5 urinals in the bathroom, if nobody is there, you go to whichever one you want. If there are two guys, you go on the two end ones. If another guy has to go, he can either wait or go in the middle. It wouldn't fucking matter if there were dividers but of course we don't have those.

Posted: Mar 28 2009 12:55 am

hacker wrote:

What kind of bathrooms have toilets that are 2 feet away from eachother

Ones that have stall dividers between the toilets.

I NEVER use the urinals at school, for the simple reason that there aren't any dividers between them, so they're just...out there. I hate that. I need a divider between them, and not one of those cop-out ones that're only like three feet tall, I mean floor-to-ceiling.

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hacker wrote:

What kind of bathrooms have toilets that are 2 feet away from eachother

Public rest rooms.

They are probably more than 2 feet apart, but he was suggesting that they are directly next to each other.

Posted: Mar 28 2009 10:19 am

you gotta shit, you gotta shit. simple as that

at my first job, the last stall was actually separated from the rest of the stalls by an actual wall + it didnt have an actual light, so it was dark and private. we called it the dungeon, and it was the only comfortable public bathroom i ever dropped a load in.