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Posted: Jan 06 2009 11:08 pm

Douche, can we all blast GP now? I'm even LESS interested in his comments on all of these things than I am in the original post.

Posted: Jan 06 2009 11:12 pm

Lottel wrote:

Hey, hey. He is well within his rights and so am I. I do not have a problem with him. If hacker sincerely hates me bugging him, all he has to do is say so and I'll leave him be.

The thing is he shouldn't have to ask people to be nice to him or stop. That's what mod's are for. I'm not calling you out or trying to make you into an example. I just don't want to see this kind of thing continue onto new members or other members to see this and jump on the bandwagon. I respect everyone here, you're no exception.

Posted: Jan 06 2009 11:21 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Douche, can we all blast GP now? I'm even LESS interested in his comments on all of these things than I am in the original post.

GP has never been safe since the moment I met him on these forums. I think of him as a B.B. King II, BLAST AWAY!

Posted: Jan 06 2009 11:24 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Douche, can we all blast GP now? I'm even LESS interested in his comments on all of these things than I am in the original post.

GP has never been safe since the moment I met him on these forums. I think of him as a B.B. King II, BLAST AWAY!

That sounds incredibly dirty to me.

Posted: Jan 06 2009 11:35 pm

Shouldn't you be looking to fill those other two boxes? GP has always been and shall always be my arch-nemesis.

Posted: Jan 06 2009 11:43 pm

hey. box 2 will be hard tonight. Girlfriend is not here. I suppose taking matters into my own hands (or hand as it were) would only amount to half a box checked.
Box 3 should be no more difficult than box 1. I just need to get funky.

Posted: Jan 07 2009 12:02 am

Douche McCallister wrote:

The thing is some people actually get along with hacker. While I can't defend most of his posts for being good or well thought out, I can defend him as a forum member, and while some people may not like him No where in the rules of the forum does it say, if you post something stupid you will be flamed and called a twelve year old.

I'm sure he didn't post this hoping to get this kind of reaction from people, but when the very first post is an attack on him, followed by another shortly thereafter something must be said. If he's as bad as most people say why is he still here? If people are going to attack him for no reason you might as well ban him for no reason.

Also I know this is a chain mail or what not, your missing my point. Just because it's a chian mail doesn't mean that outsiders don't read the topic and think we are uptight, over critical pricks. That's what differentiates this forum community from the others with their troll infestions.

EDIT: I'm not saying don't call the topic dumb if it warrants it but don't attack the poster, hoping they will learn a lesson or something.

Didn't you do the same type of thing as this to MegaMan? Or was that someone else that used to have the castlevania guy whipping a megaman head in their sig?

You certainly have become the voice of reason, I will give you that good sir.

Posted: Jan 07 2009 12:07 am

anorexorcist wrote:

Didn't you do the same type of thing as this to MegaMan? Or was that someone else that used to have the castlevania guy whipping a megaman head in their sig?

You certainly have become the voice of reason, I will give you that good sir.

I can't deny that. Fucking Panda's, what are you part elephant? Just saying that things have been relatively peaceful and it is my New Years Resolution to keep things that way.

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All I did was post a joke I found. I did not mean to cause all of this controversy

Posted: Jan 07 2009 12:50 am

well, i have to agree w/douche on pretty much most of what he said.

hacker thought something was funny, had to share it, and everyone started anal raping him on how stupid it was, which was rather uncalled for, imo

Posted: Jan 07 2009 12:52 am

hacker wrote:

All I did was post a joke I found. I did not mean to cause all of this controversy

This happened for the betterment of the forum hacker. I'm not going to sit idlely by when people are getting shit on for no reason.

Posted: Jan 07 2009 12:52 am

You didn't. Douche did. Wink

Posted: Jan 07 2009 12:54 am

*hug* I heart you to the mizzax, hacker Smile

Posted: Jan 07 2009 12:57 am

Douche McCallister wrote:

hacker wrote:

All I did was post a joke I found. I did not mean to cause all of this controversy

This happened for the betterment of the forum hacker. I'm not going to sit idlely by when people are getting shit on for no reason.

Hey! In Germany, getting shit on is a compliment! Mad

Posted: Jan 07 2009 01:07 am

Lottel wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

hacker wrote:

All I did was post a joke I found. I did not mean to cause all of this controversy

This happened for the betterment of the forum hacker. I'm not going to sit idlely by when people are getting shit on for no reason.

Hey! In Germany, getting shit on is a compliment! Mad

lol well played

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Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Douche, can we all blast GP now? I'm even LESS interested in his comments on all of these things than I am in the original post.

HAH!

You just wish I had written it in block of uppercase text with no paragraphs. Well... victory is yours!

HACKER wrote:

I FOUND THIS WHILE GOING THROUGH SOME JOKES ON A WEBSITE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BEING A MAN GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN!! A FIVE DAY HOLIDAY REQUIRES ONE OVERNIGHT BAG YEAH... USUALLY TRUE. PHONE CONVERSATIONS ARE OVER IN 30 SECONDS FLAT. BULLSHIT. GUYS CHIT CHAT JUST LIKE GIRLS. PERHAPS JUST NOT AS OFTEN. QUEUES FOR THE BATHROOM DON'T EXIST EVER BEEN TO A BASEBALL GAME DURING THE 7 INNING STRETCH? YOU CAN OPEN ALL YOUR OWN JARS. YEAH WITH ONE OF THOSE RUBBER THINGS WE DON'T TELL THE GIRLS ABOUT. WHEN CLICKING THROUGH THE CHANNELS YOU DON'T HAVE TO STALL AT EVERY SHOT OF SOMEONE CRYING. JUST THE ONES WITH GUNS BLAZING OR BOOBS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LUG A BAG OF USELESS STUFF AROUND. JUST A BACK POCKET FULL OF IT YOU CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT A SUPPORT GROUP. THANK GOD FOR MENS' BATHROOM RULES. WHEN YOUR WORK IS CRITICISED, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYONE DOESN'T SECRETLY HATE YOU. WRONG, WE ASSUME THAT EVERYONE ALREADY HATED US AND JUST ACCEPT IT. FUCK THEM. YOU GET EXTRA CREDIT FOR THE SLIGHTEST ACT OF THOUGHTFULNESS. THIS MAY HAVE BEEN TRUE IN THE 50'S BUT IN THIS DECADE, IF YOU ARE A DOUCHE, YOU WILL BE TREATED LIKE IT. YOU NEVER HAVE TO CLEAN A TOILET. IF YOU WANT TO EVER HAVE A GIRL, YOU WILL CLEAN THE FUCKING TOILET, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL. YOU CAN BE SHOWERED AND READY TO GO IN 10 MINUTES. FUCK THAT, I TAKE MY TIME. SHOWERS = RELAXING. YOU SAVE TIME AND MONEY BY WASHING UP IN BULK EVERY THIRD WEEK. MEH... I FUCKING HATE LAUNDRY WEDDING PLANS TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. IF SOMEONE FORGETS TO INVITE YOU TO SOMETHING, IT MEANS THAT THEY FORGOT TO INVITE YOU. IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY HATE YOU, AND HE OR SHE CAN STILL BE YOUR FRIEND. DIDN'T WE GO OVER THIS? YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE BELOW YOUR NECK. THIS IS DEBATABLE. WE WOULDN'T WANT SEX TO TURN INTO JUNGLE WARFARE NOW WOULD WE? NONE OF YOUR CO-WORKERS HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE YOU CRY. ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS IS 6'6". HE COULD TOTALLY BREAK MY ARMS OFF. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CURL UP NEXT TO A HAIRY BUTT EVERY NIGHT. THANK FUCKING GOD. IF YOU'RE 34 AND SINGLE, NOBODY EVEN NOTICES. NOT 34 YET, AND NOT SINGLE... WIN! BIOLOGICAL CLOCK? WHAT'S THAT? YOU WILL FIGURE IT OUT. RATHER, YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE FIGURING IT OUT. YOU MAY NOT HAVE ONE, BUT YOU SURE AS FUCK WILL DEAL WITH ONE. CHOCOLATE IS JUST ANOTHER SNACK. A DAMN GOOD ONE! FLOWERS FIX EVERYTHING. THEY MAKE PEOPLE SNEEZE... ESPECIALLY MY MOTHER-IN-LAW YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. FUCKING STUPID. REVERSE PARKING IS EASY. WHAT THE FUCK IS REVERSE PARKING? PARALLEL PARKING? YEAH... NO PROB. WINDOW SHOPPING IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU BUY WINDOWS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE? MICHAEL BOLTON DOES NOT EXIST IN YOUR UNIVERSE. OFFICE SPACE. YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MICHAEL BOLTON. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE IF THE METER READER'S COMING BY. HUH? CAR MECHANICS TELL YOU THE TRUTH. NO, THEY DON'T. BUT I FUCKING YELL AT THEM AND GET DISCOUNTS WHEN I CATCH THEM RIPPING ME OFF. WHICH I DO. YOU DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS IF NO-ONE NOTICES YOUR NEW HAIRCUT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVER CUT MY HAIR... OH WAIT... BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE TELL ME TO. SO I DO CARE. YOU CAN QUIETLY WATCH A GAME ON TV WITH A BUDDY FOR HOURS WITHOUT EVER THINKING HE'S MAD AT YOU. I DON'T UNDERSTAND... SO WHAT? ONE MOOD, ALL THE TIME. OCD + ADD = FUCKED UP HEAD. GRAY HAIR AND WRINKLES ADD CHARACTER. WAIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR FIRST GRAY HAIR. THEN YOU TELL ME IT'S COOL. FUCK YOU. THE REMOTE CONTROL IS YOURS AND YOURS ALONE. IF YOU LIKE FIGHTING. YOU HAVE A NORMAL AND HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR MOTHER. WOW, MY MOM HAS OCD TOO... OUR RELATIONSHIP IS ALL KINDS OF COMPLICATED. I HAVE MOMMY ISSUES. IF YOU DON'T CALL YOUR BUDDY WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL, HE WON'T TELL YOUR OTHER FRIENDS AND THEY WON'T TRY AND WORK OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. TRUE. SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE A DIRTY OLD MAN. AND YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. WHAT THE FUCK? I'M GONNA BE RICH. WHEN I AM, I'LL ENJOY THE GOOD LIFE, WHICH INCLUDES MY WIFE. DIETING INVOLVES GETTING REGULAR SIZED FRIES WITH YOUR BURGER. MY FUCKING FAT STOMACH SAYS THAT I NEED TO LOSE SOME LBS. I AM WORKING ON IT. I AM AVOIDING BOTH OF THE AFOREMENTIONED FOODS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER EVERYONE'S BIRTHDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES. THAT IS WHAT A CALENDAR IS FOR. STILL I DON'T USUALLY GET IN TOUCH WITH THEM ANYWAYS. YOUR PALS CAN BE TRUSTED NEVER TO TRAP YOU WITH: "SO...,NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?" HUH? LIFE IS SWEET. YEAH IT IS. BUT THIS LIST IS DUMB.

Posted: Jan 07 2009 12:19 pm

GP, your post makes baby Jesus cry

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Dr. Jeebus wrote:

GP, your post makes baby Jesus cry

Never really understood that whole baby Jesus thing. I assume it is a more innocent version of Jesus.

In that case, baby Jesus should probably grow up and smell the coffee. Life is fast paced and full of shit. We sure could use a messiah right about now. So I take pride in educating the young one and getting him up to speed with what will become his shitty life.

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Felt like it was a good fit for this conversation.

Posted: Jan 07 2009 03:20 pm

Alright, I enjoy the visuals in that

Posted: Jan 07 2009 03:24 pm

That comic almost made me puke. Bell

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The look on the wife's face while she's thinking of him jerking it is priceless, hahaha.

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drewbocop wrote:

The look on the wife's face while she's thinking of him jerking it is priceless, hahaha.

I didn't take it as the guy pleasuring himself, rather him whipping it around while he peed... At least that is what she thinks happens.

Posted: Jan 07 2009 05:26 pm

haha, that comic made me laugh hard.

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GPFontaine wrote:

drewbocop wrote:

The look on the wife's face while she's thinking of him jerking it is priceless, hahaha.

I didn't take it as the guy pleasuring himself, rather him whipping it around while he peed... At least that is what she thinks happens.

Oh, yeah. I suppose that makes more sense heh. Are all those black dots supposed to be pee drops then? Laughing