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Posted: Sep 07 2008 03:32 pm

So I thought to myself "who's this ThatDruglordGuy anyhow?" I clicked on his profile and saw THIS

Noticing that his Occupation is "Druglord" and that his hobbies include Selling drugs, corrupting America's youth I understandably became quiet alarmed, for both myself and the innocent youth of America. Shocked

Deciding that I must know what evil schemes he is up to, I clicked THIS to see if I could dig up any facts and report the degenerate scum to the FBI.

I was treated to the following "helpful" information.

The Magical Elves That Operate the Mechanics of the Forum wrote:

No topics or posts met your search criteria

BULLSHIT

What the hell is that crap?! I smell a rat, what are our hopes for justice and freedom when this cloak and dagger Orwellian evil New World Order banishment of the truth is allowed to take place on these boards? Shocked

There are clearly 17 posts that may contain details vital to the war on drugs, I demand answers! Mad

Which one of you evil corrupt pocket lining bastards is covering this up?! Bleating and Babbling

Joined: Jun 04 2008 Location: Alabama Posts: 296

That's BS man! Maybe all his posts are on the drug smuggling operation board?

Posted: Sep 07 2008 05:51 pm

Mitch wrote:

That's BS man! Maybe all his posts are on the drug smuggling operation board?

Objection! I either demand the truth be exposed so freedom and justice can prevail, or access to this secret operation! Mad

Posted: Sep 07 2008 08:06 pm

Well, I'm boned. Confused

Posted: Sep 07 2008 09:07 pm

Well now we have some evidence to hand over to the Grammar Police. I think this will land a conviction.

Joined: Sep 17 2007 Location: The Opium Trail Posts: 3475

While I don't particularly care if someone chooses to uses a website to sell drugs, methinks this is one elaborate troll.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

I heard that Dr. Boll is heading up the drug effort. And I mean the part about taking, selling, and producing them.

Posted: Sep 08 2008 09:35 am

That would be great. Because I heard he's involved in movie efforts again. And I mean the part about directing, selling, and producing them.

Posted: Sep 08 2008 01:27 pm

To silence my wave of truth uncovering they've resorted to bribing me with cash and sexual favors! Mad

I fear that they will stop at nothing, no matter how depraved and evil it may be, to keep their evil organization a secret. Sadly no

Posted: Sep 08 2008 02:58 pm

Haha, did they really say that?

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Posted: Sep 08 2008 05:26 pm

YES

I'm actually starting to get worried about the death threats, There's a whole bunch of mean looking bikers tearing around my part of town ever since the threat, and when I was in the store to buy a pack of smokes last night one of them was behind me in line. Out of nowhere He smacked me upside the back of the head and told me to mind my own business. Shocked

Joined: Aug 20 2008 Posts: 94

huh ???????

oh and syd tell us the truth

Posted: Sep 12 2008 04:29 pm

Stop bumping this thread, I don't wanna get killed by South American Gangsters. Shocked

Posted: Sep 12 2008 07:23 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen of the press,

I have called this press conference to belay the growing rumours of a drug smuggling ring being operated out of the SydLexia.com warehouses. There is no drug smuggling ring. And even if there was, there is absolutely no reason to suspect that Mr. Syd Lexia or any of his associates have any involvement with such an enterprise.

I will now field questions.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Yes... Mr V... over here!

Gishman Fontaine with the Sydapedia news, can you tell us what are you, the moderators of this virtual town, doing so that the people of this community can feel more safe while browsing?

Frankly, they are somewhat shaken up by the idea that drug smugglers might be vending illegal goods in their neighborhood.

Posted: Sep 12 2008 07:58 pm

What about the allegations about your homosexual affair with zelda_cocksmock?

Posted: Sep 12 2008 08:02 pm

I'll field this one. Actually, the Big Valdrowski is a hit with the ladies.

Posted: Sep 12 2008 08:14 pm

Well Mr. Fontaine, I can assure that through the diligent, unrelenting efforts of the moderators, no cocaine, blow or yay, has or will, accidentally find it's way into the hands of children.

Posted: Sep 12 2008 08:28 pm

Yeah well where's my 24 hour 4 woman "security" detail? These people have already threatened my well being and sexuality, and now you're not only covering it up. you're not even taking any steps to makes sure I don't die or get raped! Mad

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Mr. V! Another question here! Pick me! My hand is the highest!!!

What about the violence? We have children to take care of!

Posted: Sep 12 2008 09:30 pm

Mr. Out: Due to budget constraints, we're giving you a 4 pre-op transexual detail.

Mr. Fontaine: Children deserve whatever violence befalls them.

Posted: Sep 12 2008 09:42 pm

Valdronius wrote:

Mr. Out: Due to budget constraints, we're giving you a 4 pre-op transexual detail.

Mr. Fontaine: Children deserve whatever violence befalls them.

Posted: Sep 12 2008 09:54 pm

Anyone who would teach their child to flip the bird and then proudly take a picture of it deserves to be castrated, dragged through the town square, then executed.

No sin is as unforgivable as trailer trash parenting.

Posted: Sep 12 2008 09:58 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

Anyone who would teach their child to flip the bird and then proudly take a picture of it deserves to be castrated, dragged through the town square, then executed.

No sin is as unforgivable as trailer trash parenting.

I get what you are saying, but hes probably not trailer trash, looks more like a european soccer hooligans child.