I actually got to meet him. It was after a WCW PPV in KC (the one with the three-tier cage from Ready to Rumble, where David Arquette turned on DDP and joined the New Blood).

I got a hot tip that the wrestlers all stay at the Marriott by the KCI airport. We were all hanging out right outside the lobby. There is a bunch of people out there (wrestlers included). We were talking to David Arquette. I was watching Norman Smiley. He was talking to some drunk bitch. They were both drinking bottled beer. She was carrying on about whatever. He wasn't even listening to her. He was just pretending. I think he may have just wanted some ass and not cared what she had to say.

Anyways, they finished their beers, and he puts his beer bottle down on the ground...right next to the trash can. I wanted to say something to him just to be a smart ass, but didn't. The trash was right there. Why couldn't he just throw the shit away? Anyhow, he disappeared back into the lobby bar with the woman (we couldn't get into the bar because we didn't have rooms).

Well, I've got about a handful of good stuff from the same night. That night, Kanyon was thrown from the top of (I believe) the first tier of the cage through the walkway. All of the internet sites were reporting he was injured. But he was at the hotel, walking around, signing autographs, hanging out with fans just like there was nothing wrong with him.

Apparantly there was a deal in the lobby bar (again, I couldn't get it) where some guy sat down and Scott Steiner's table and Steiner went haywire cussing this guy, telling him he'd kick his ass and whatnot.

I can't remember everyone I got to meet. The ones I can remember are David Flair and Stacy Keibler. Those two were actually together and after he was done siging autographs, he was getting pissed because he was ready to go and she was still signing for people. I got to meet Norman Smiley, Kanyon, Mike Awesome, Vampiro. I can't really remember who else.

Rick Flair was there. He was a prick. I understand not wanting sign autographs or hanging out with fans who are intruding on your personal time. But he was a big prick about it. I've also been at two other shows where other wrestlers were socializing/signing autographs after a show and he was a prick. When he went passed people started yelling his name and yelling "WHOOOOO". He didn't even wave or anything. Instead he flipped everyone off. I've heard other people say he is a prick too.

We were the first fans at the Hotel. The staff was really nice about letting us loiter in the lobby. At first only David Flair was there, then Stacy. But as the lobby started getting filled with fans and wrestlers, people started trying to go down the halls after guys and trying to get in the bar. So the hotel manager said we had to stay on this huge rug (covered the majority of the lobby). People still wouldn't stay on the rug, so they made everyone leave the building, but allowed us to stay just outside the front doors.

This is when we got to meet David Arquette. He was in the lobby and my buddy pounded on the door. Arquette does the old looking around, then pointing at himself as if he is surprised routine. Then he does a Hulk Hogan pose and comes out and talked to us for a while. My buddy said before he left, he just had one question. I thought for sure the dumbass would ask how Courteney Cox was in the sack. But to my relief, he only asked him what was the best way to call collect. Arquette said if he didn't know by now, he didn't know what to tell him. I'd say he is probably the coolest celeb I've ever met.

Hulk Hogan went through the lobby not long after we had all been evicted. It sucks because he is one of my four heroes. I would have loved to have met him.

We also met the chef from the hotel restaurant. He shot the shit with me and my buddies for nearly an hour. He was telling us all sorts of stories about wrestlers, including one where The Big Show invited a waitress up to his room and pulled out his dick. When she saw how big it was she freaked out and left. Funny shit.

David Flair always looked like a little wimp on tv. But standing next to him, I couldn't help but notice how much bigger he was in real life.

His wiki says his billed weight is 177. It also says he is 6-1. One of the guys I was with was about 6/6-1, 185. Flair was bigger than him.