An UFO kidnapped me and took me to their world, because I am the only one who can kill a giant squid threatening their world.

The good news is that they do, in fact, have AC/DC and Guns and Roses songs as national anthems.

The bad news is that there was not a single guitar on the whole planet. I had to use my awesome solo skills to battle the squid. That, or I just beat it on the head with the damn thing. I forgot.