Eleven puppies listen well,
In hopes that they, in turn, can tell
The Christmas story another year
For all the animals to hear
Thoughts: As you can see, the years have not been kind to this book. The last couple pages all have weird creases in them. There's also a bizarre white stain in the bottom right corner of page 23. I am left with only one conclusion: someone broke into my house and masturbated to this book at some point. I have no idea what kind of fucked-up person would even think about jerking off to pictures of puppies? Oh wait, it's probably just a milk stain. At least, I hope it is. Let's just move on and try to forget about the potential semen.