Twelve chimes ring out from far away-
The lovely bells of Christmas Day.
And every beast bows low its head
For one small babe in a manger bed.
Final Thoughts: Well, this was an awful book through and through. I'm sorry you had to endure this shit. If you want to save yourself from similar painful experiences, here's a list of books you should AVOID AT ALL COSTS. There is but one exception: The Monster at the End of this Book. It stars Grover from Sesame Street and it is fucking brilliant. Click here to read it. I hope by you've learned a valuable lesson, because there are at least two you should walk away from this experience with. First, here's a warning to all parents present and future: children's books are short. Very short. Thumb through the fucking thing before you buy it. Secondly, don't ever try to write about God. Lots of people like God, but most of us are smart enough not to write about Him. Leave that shit to priests and Apostles. Please?
Posted by: Syd Lexia
12/26/05
