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Posted: Dec 12 2010 05:40 pm

The-Excel wrote:

Sure enough, it was hardcore rock and roll. A "singer", according to the information on the player's screen, named Justin Bieber.

I made it that far into the post before I was laughing so hard I couldn't read any further.

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

That post is fantastic.
"That's right. Justin Bieber is from SOVIET CANUCKISTAN! America's attic - Canada! The frozen tundra that has legalized sodomite "marriage" and is full of nothing but marihuana cigarette smoking blubber munchers! That icy wasteland has become what we've long feared it would - a staging area for a sodomite terrorist invasion with the intent of destroying the most basic foundation of our nation. The American family."

Posted: Dec 12 2010 06:32 pm

They think America is sodomy free? Laughing

OK I just read through some of that thread, that place is a joke right? Confused

Posted: Dec 12 2010 09:43 pm

Either that board is a big parody or it's populated by 10 trolls for every one staff member.

[Edit]Never mind. I read the announcements and concluded it's definitely a honeypot for clueless fundamentalists.

Posted: Dec 12 2010 11:13 pm

They sure seem vitriolic and hatey for Christians... I always wonder what Jesus thinks of all the people who use him as their posterboy. Confused

Posted: Dec 12 2010 11:29 pm

I'm pretty sure that place is a big joke, because I can't believe there is a website with that many people who think like that. It almost seems like some of them are trying really hard to be that way, almost like 4chan or something.

Still I laughed.

Posted: Dec 13 2010 01:04 am

I'm 16 and I love Justin Beiber (just the phenomenon, not anything about him personally) I use him as a conversation topic to judge people's maturity based on how they react to him. Most people flip out and start cussing, the I know they are a loser.

Posted: Dec 13 2010 02:03 am

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:

I'm 16 and I love Justin Beiber (just the phenomenon, not anything about him personally) I use him as a conversation topic to judge people's maturity based on how they react to him. Most people flip out and start cussing, the I know they are a loser.

Hate him. Just hate him. THERE! AM I A LOSER TO YOU NOW?!

The-Excel wrote:

So apparently he's demonic now.

Posted: Dec 13 2010 02:40 am

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:

I'm 16 and I love Justin Beiber (just the phenomenon, not anything about him personally) I use him as a conversation topic to judge people's maturity based on how they react to him. Most people flip out and start cussing, the I know they are a loser.

I am pretty neutral to him as a person. I just kind of hate these pop sensations that come up every couple years and before too long no one cares or remembers who they are. Two or three years from now everyone will have forgotten him and we will have a new person to take his place.

Posted: Dec 13 2010 04:01 am

Mr. Satire wrote:

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:

I'm 16 and I love Justin Beiber (just the phenomenon, not anything about him personally) I use him as a conversation topic to judge people's maturity based on how they react to him. Most people flip out and start cussing, the I know they are a loser.

Hate him. Just hate him. THERE! AM I A LOSER TO YOU NOW?!

... yes

Posted: Dec 13 2010 05:02 pm

Well baptist hilarity aside, see my post on the first page. If you don't like him ignore him, there will be a new one to replace him soon enough.

Posted: May 23 2013 01:11 am

To all of you wondering, Landover Baptist is a satirical website that pokes fun at fundamentalists. Yes, I bumped this thread just to tell you that.

Posted: May 24 2013 01:06 am

If I had half the talent of Justin Bieber, I'd be .................. twice as popular.