They aren't bots anymore, they're extremely poorly paid professional spammers from third-world countries, hence the weird grammar and sentence structure. Apparently they get, like, a fraction of a cent for every board they spam. They've been bombing Yahoo, Linkedin and a whole bunch of other places; best thing to do, unfortunately, is to do an IP-wide ban. If that means you don't get one member who lives in New Delhi, well, how many do you have already?

As for kickboxing, I love to watch it when I get the chance, which isn't often enough. Part of this stems from the fact that one of my roommates in college was like a black belt in jiujitsu, but he also weighed like three hundred pounds and would complain whenever we played Ehrgeiz and kicked the shit out of him with Prince Doja, always whining about "Muay Thai bitches" and how kickboxers were pussies. A guy that'd come in my second semester was a red tassel Muay Thai kickboxer and challenged him to a sparring match, then worked that fucker like he was a training dummy. Said roommate also loved eating soup and wearing stupid hats, so guess who always came home to Dasher Inoba's ending on the television?