SYD LEXIA'S TOP SECRET ZELDA TIPS!!!!!!
The Legend of Zelda can be a hard game. But when the going gets tough, don't get down! You can do it! I know you can! You're a good person! Just follow my top secret Zelda tips and you'll be sure to beat Ganon. Read on with caution, these are secrets that Nintendo doesn't want you to know!!!
CAUTION: Spoilers ahead.
This waterfall is your first obstacle in The Legend of Zelda. Press start to defeat it!
You can't rape and pillage Hyrule without a sword! Kill an old man and take his.
Trees are a tricky obstacle. Walk around them to advance to the next screen!
Moblin can kill you with his magic arrows, but you can dodge them with lots of practice. Don't give up!