KEVIN, HELP YOUR FRIENDS MATCH UP THEIR LOST SCENTS. JUST SCRATCH AND SNIFF THE LABELS. WATCH OUT FOR LITTLE SKUNK!
Final Thoughts: OK, so I lied. There's one more page. A crappy 1980s personalized storybook wouldn't be complete without scratch and sniff stickers, now would it? In fact, not only do we get scratch and sniff stickers, we also get an insultingly easy matching game. Can you figure out which of Kevin's friend matches up with the strawberry sticker? Speaking of which, that strawberry totally looks ready to blow someone. Gross.
As I wrap up my very first book review, I can't help but think of all the time that I wasted trying to scan the damn thing. Let me tell you something, it's not fucking easy to get those pages to line up correctly. If you didn't like this as much as the video game stuff, I'm sorry. However, you can find comfort in the fact that it will be a long, long time before I ever do anything else involving books unless Sean Connery accidentally sends me his Grail Diary. Article over. Go away.
Posted by: Syd Lexia
08/06/05
