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7/18/2005

Finally, a new article.

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 11:51 pm

      Believe it or not, my much-delayed new article is up on the main page. I’m sorry for making you wait so long. The Worst NES Games You Might Have Actually Played is inevitably controversial and currently unproofread. Hopefully it will entertain more people than it upsets.

5 Comments

  • Posted by Tebor on July 20th, 2005 at 2:53 am  

    WORTH THE WAIT!!!

  • Posted by S. McCracken on July 20th, 2005 at 4:59 pm  

    I played Rad Racer one day/night for 18 hours straight. I never touched it again.

    Yeah, TMNT sucked, but at the time I was so obsessed with the whole Turtles franchise that I would’ve bought TMNT Morning-Fresh Douche if they had asked me to…and I would’ve USED it.

    Am I mistaken, or did WWF Wrestlemania have little icons you could collect for some unknown reason? All I can remember are little cheese icons for Andre or dollar signs for Dibiase, or little guitars for HTM.

  • Posted by Valdronius on July 20th, 2005 at 7:07 pm  

    I’d just like to point out how appreiciated I feel on this site. Whether it be mentioning Maniac Mansion in two separate articles, or mentioning Lucky and Wild, Syd always finds a way to make me feel like a valuable member of his fanbase.
    You should be a politician.

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on July 20th, 2005 at 7:17 pm  

          Yes, there were indeed icons that you could grab in the Wrestlemania game. They either increased your strength or gave you health depending on who you were… Hogan’s was a cross, Macho Man’s was sunglasses, and Bam Bam’s was his flame tattoo. Also, Andre’s wasn’t cheese. It was either a footprint or a caveman club, but I’m not entirely what it was supposed to be.

          As far as running for any sort of office goes, there are plenty of quotes here on the site that my potential opponents could easily use against me. If Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t well, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pumping Iron alone would have easily destroyed his campaign. In case you haven’t seen it, here are two classic Arnold quotes for the 1977 bodybuilding documentary:

    Arnold on beverages: “Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.”

    Arnold on bodybuilding: “It’s as satisfying to me as, uh, cumming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and cumming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of cumming in a gym, I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home, I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. I mean, it’s terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven. ”

  • Posted by S. McCracken on July 21st, 2005 at 1:18 pm  

    Wow, I think I just threw up in my mouth.


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