Jennifer Wilbanks Can Burn In Hell

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 2:41 pm

      This news is about a week old, which is forever in internet time, but I figured I’d throw it out there anyway because I’m still annoyed about it. Jennifer Wilbanks, the stupid bitch who faked her own disappearance when she didn’t want to get married, sold the rights to her story. There’s going to be a TV movie about her retarded shenanigans. My question is this: WHO IN THE FUCK IS GOING TO WATCH THAT TV MOVIE? It’s not a particularly compelling or entertaining story and it’s certainly not worthy of 60-120 minutes of your time; this woman is no Lorena Bobbitt. Hell, she’s not even on par with Amy Fisher. I can sum up the whole story in one graphic:

      Fuck off and die, you stupid bitch. I can think of about 1,000 people who deserve a TV deal more than you. Like for instance, Alex Winter. Or me.

One Comment

  • Posted by Tebor on June 27th, 2005 at 1:37 pm  

    Other TV movies that should never have been made: The Washington DC sniper, Baby Jessica, Anything Michael Jackson related,

    TV Movies that were needed: The Tin Soldier starring Jon “I killed Jim Phelps” Voight, 15 and pregnant, Death of Richie,

    People who deserve TV-movie deals: Christopher Walken (always, though he needs to play himself), Mark Hamill (not Sarah T. - The Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic), John Waters

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