SydLexia.com

12/28/2004

Fun with search engines

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 11:40 am

Some recent search queries that people found my site through were:

1. 90s nickelodeon classics
2. boiling points MTV program guide
3. euphemize cat

Search #1 is the exact type of search that I am trying to cater to. I will definitely expand my Nickelodeon-related content in the future.

Search #2 is the antithesis of everything this site stands for. I’d like to think that maybe my site helped open some poor na├»ve 13 year old girl’s eyes to the reality that MTV sucks, but I know that realistically that didn’t happen. Oh well. I’ll take my hits any way I can get them.

Search #3. Wow. What the fuck? Were you looking for Playboy Party Jokes or something? I’m pretty sure you want to *euthanize* your cat. If you’re looking up how to do it on the internet, chances are you can’t afford to take your cat to a veterinarian. That’s OK. Syd Lexia has a cheap and easy solution to your problem:

Baseball bats and fire are both cost effective.

The moral of the story is this: Whether you meant euthanize or euphemize, you should never show the pussy any mercy.

6 Comments

  • Posted by phentermine on January 13th, 2005 at 7:06 pm  

    This is great, look forward to looking into every area. Thanks for being there.

  • Posted by azaddin6500 on January 17th, 2005 at 5:18 pm  

    Hello, I’m a regular visitor to your site so i finally decided its time to sign your guestbook, so here i sign !

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on January 17th, 2005 at 6:23 pm  

    I’m glad you enjoy the site. Thanks for posting.

  • Posted by bushmills1669 on January 18th, 2005 at 7:34 pm  

    It’s a great website of yours. I surfed by and found it very informative. Bookmarked and check you back in a while

  • Posted by popculturedefiler on April 30th, 2008 at 2:46 am  

    The beginning of a legacy

  • Posted by bloohoo1248 on September 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 am  

    Yep. Not a good start, though. :-?


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