Fun With Search Engines XV: Titles Are Hard

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 4:10 pm

The Name: FWSE
The Game: I select various search queries that brought people to my site and comment on them.
The Week: 4/10/05 - 04/16/05
Starting Time: Now

1. mr.big midi - Did someone want a “To Be With You” ringtone? Too bad, the only Mr. Big on my site is the Moonwalker villain.

2. bowser haiku - I have no idea what this person was trying to find, but Bowser, King of the Koopas, wrote a haiku in the SNES classic Super Mario RPG. It went like this:

Like the moon over
The day, My genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools

My Bowser Haiku isn’t much better.

3. nintendo adventure island how to save the game - Only a few Nintendo games actually allowed you to save. An unusual feature like that was generally reserved for RPG games such as Legend of Zelda, Crystalis, Dragon Warrior and Final Fantasy. Other games such as Faxandu, Metroid and Mega Man 3 gave you those goddam passcodes. Adventure Island had neither function; you were expected to beat the game in one sitting. That, or you were expected to buy Game Genie and warp like a motherfucker.

4. michael jackson penis - NO. BAD! BAD! BAD!

5. wooden robot build - What the fuck is the point? The ones made out of metal and plastic aren’t quite fragile enough for you? Wooden robots are only cool when they’re fictional, like Mokujin and Woodman. Wait, those guys suck too.

6. badass nickname -A nickname isn’t fucking badass if you give it to yourself, especially if you have to go searching online for idea. Here are some nickname suggestions for any other dipshits who decided to go Googling badass nickname:

Thugg Poser
I’m 13 And I Need A Cool Name For Counter-Strike Cuz I Get Killed First When I Call Myself Yu-Gi-Oh
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday

7. doug basham wrestler pictures - Congratulations, you like one of the most boring people in the entire world. If that’s really what you want to do with your life, I can’t stop you.

That’s all I’ve got for right now. Tune in later in the week for a new article, a new chapter in the NES Drinking Saga, and Part II of the Mortal Kombat article.

One Comment

  • Posted by doodoobrova on April 24th, 2005 at 12:21 pm  

    Nice MIDI in the Bowser haiku. Mr. Big blows.

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