Fun With Search Engines #109: Porn & Stupidity

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 7:36 pm

      Now it’s time for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly site report where I comment on some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for the week of July 1st through July 7th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. sydlexia, for the love of god, update your site more than once a year - This was definitely planted by someone and according to my amazing IP tracking skills that someone lives in New York. I have a few guesses as to who it was, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is that this person is a fucking liar; I update my site at least thrice a year. So there. :roll:

2. camp lazlo hentai - Nope.

3. creepy sesame street - Sesame Street isn’t creepy… it’s really fucking creepy. But only sometimes.

4. pictures of mario and peach doing it - Doing what? You’re far too vague.

5. fank machene - Huh?

6. mega man is weak against robot masters - Actually, he isn’t… unless you suck at video games.

7. i’m the juggernaut bitch mugen - Remember that redubbed X-Men cartoon that was trendy for like 2 weeks? That thing was fucking awesome. Seriously, there’s nothing I enjoy more than 20 minutes of THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Oh, and if you can’t find a Juggernaut character for your MUGEN, you suck. He’s just a sprite-rip of the Capcom version.

8. how to make a hexagon on msw logo - You’d do it pretty much the same way you’d do it in any other LOGO, use 60 degree angles:

9. mortal kombat porn - Sigh…

10. watch erin esurance fuck - In Soviet Russia, Erin Esuran… oh, nevermind. This was a shitty week for searches and this is easily the worst FWSE ever. I apologize. Also, I fucking quit.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

One Comment

  • Posted by Valdronius on July 15th, 2007 at 9:59 pm  

    I bet all these Erin Esurance searches are making you miss the days of Nancy Everhard.

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