Fun With Search Engines #101: Back To Basics

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 2:21 pm

      Yes, it’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site feature where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to the site typed into Google and Yahoo. How do I get this information? Easy, I have MAGIC POWERS. Actually, it shows up in the daily site logs that my webhost provides me with. The site logs, however, are definitely magic… or not. Anyway, this FWSE report is for the two week period beginning on April 1st and ending April 14th. Here it comes…

1. camp eat your shorts - I hope you mean Salute Your Shorts.

2. link fucking his zelda - Fucking HIS Zelda, eh? I think I’d rather see him fuck Sabrina The Teenage Witch’s Zelda, just as a change of pace.

3. egg eggplant shirt - Here’s a prototype:

4. friday the 13th nes instruction manual - You can find it within Vimm’s Lair, the best manual site ever.

5. mega man villains - I know a little something about Mega Man villains.

6. something to with girls there hotness - Girls are a lot like cars… it’s all about curves.

7. mcdonalds halloween bucket - Here.

8. the best games evere for consoles - As soon as evere becomes a real word, I’ll give you a real answer.

9. dragon humping - Wasn’t that a song by Chumbawumba?

10. hentai - I bet my red hentai would go great with with that egg eggplant shirt:

11. girls are like retarded ducks - That’s not really a valid point, so let’s move on.

12. 3-D password people games that let you shop for item and make your person eat - I know a great 3D game where you can shop for items and eat… it’s called REAL LIFE. There’s no passwords for it though, and since you seem to be failing at it, you’re pretty much fucked.

13. sly cooper nude - There’s something inherently wrong with wanting to see a raccoon’s junk.

14. fucking cousin videos - You know, people tell me that I don’t update my site enough. The reason for the lack of updates is that looking at my site logs has given me a goddam aneurysm.

15. what to do if grandpa is a grump - Send his ass to a nursing home. That, or call Jack Kervorkian; he’ll be outta jail in June.

16. ninjitsu weapons - Can you name all eight magical types of ninjitsu weapons? I can. Hearts, stars, horseshoes! Clovers and blue moons! Pots of gold and rainbows, and the red balloons! Wait… that’s something else.

17. super punchout unlock mike tyson - Don’t look now, but something’s written on your ceiling:

18. who framed roger rabbit - It was Doc Brown. To be fair, Roger had it coming; he tried to steal the flux capacitor.

19. snake plissken costume - Basically all you need is an eyepatch, a limp, and some leather. It also helps if you look EXACTLY like Kurt Russell.

20. erin esurance naked - AHHHHH!

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.


  • Posted by Valdronius on April 16th, 2007 at 3:43 pm  

    I’m amazed you didn’t plug your ‘Girls of the NES’ article there hotness.

  • Posted by S. McCracken on April 16th, 2007 at 4:39 pm  

    Wait, are you describing a Snake costume OR camo for the purpose of infiltrating a gay bar?

  • Posted by Tebor on April 18th, 2007 at 12:27 pm  

    Holy crap, I did have a cardboard sign attached to my ceiling next to the fan… Thanks for the heads up.

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