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4/11/2007

The dinosaur has risen!

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 7:12 pm

      Thanks to a donated crane, the T-Rex is now standing upright again, held up by wooden splints. And while the orange dino is expected to make a full recovery, I refuse to call off my initial cry for blood vengeance. The T-Rex is a respected local landmark and it’s defacement cannot and will not be taken lightly. We must send a strong message to all past, present, and future vandals: if you act as unruly as a rabid dog, then so shall you die like one. That’s my hardline quote for the news media. Enjoy it, quote it, obey it.

4 Comments

  • Posted by Tebor on April 16th, 2007 at 12:30 am  

    I’m glad this story had a happy ending, but it can still have a happier ending. Let the blood hunt begin. :twisted:

  • Posted by jtavano on April 16th, 2007 at 9:15 am  

    To all on Sydlexia.com, I wanted to inform you that I’m going undercover to expose these fools. As a proud son of the North Shore, I knew my next move was clear. I’m gathering intelligence and connections, and will eventually smoke out the scum who did this. It might take weeks, months, years, but once the chess pieces are in motion, they cannot move back. We will strike when the time is right, and vengeance will be sweet. =)

    The perpetrators will be exposed!

  • Posted by f11 on May 3rd, 2007 at 10:15 am  

    My aunt lives 5 minuts away from the thing, you can see its orange ass from here window :P

  • Posted by popculturedefiler on April 30th, 2008 at 2:52 am  

    The heads of these fuckers shall look good on my wall.


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