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3/10/2007

Fun With Search Engines #96: Antichrist Superstar

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 10:19 pm

      Rejoice my friends, because it is time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly site feature where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into various search engines. This FWSE report is for the week beginning February 25th and ending March 3rd. Ready? Too bad, here it comes…

1. erin esurance nude - Here’s an idea: instead of searching for cartoon porn, why not do something constructive with your spare time? For instance, you could join the SPLL.

2. top ranked NES games - Well, since it’s one of the few NES games currently available on the Wii Virtual Console, I assume that Taito’s Legend of Kage *must* be one of the top ranked NES games. That or it’s completely fucking awful and the people at Nintendo are assholes for trying to trick people into paying money to play it. It’s definitely one of those two options.

3. dinosaurs - Dinosaurs rule, especially the Henson TV show.

4. maria lutzke - It’s funny how one random reference can get you hits.

5. seanbaby pretentious - Seanbaby, pretentious? In immortal words of Mandy Patinkin, “I do not think [that word] means what you think it means.”

6. police leather gloves - And now, here’s the obligatory FWSE image reply. I think it somes up my feelings on this search nicely:

 
7. how to fuck dead body - I’m just guessing here, but I imagine you’d do it in much the same fashion that you’d fuck a live body. You might need slightly more lube though.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

5 Comments

  • Posted by MOGHARR on August 1st, 2007 at 12:56 am  

    Oh shit, I just realized what that pumpkin picture is from (thought it was a watermelon at first). Syd, I had no idea you were a Helloween fan.

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on August 1st, 2007 at 12:58 pm  

    Indeed I am.

  • Posted by MOGHARR on August 2nd, 2007 at 3:06 pm  

    are you in to any of Kai Hansen’s other projects?

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on August 2nd, 2007 at 4:18 pm  

    I am ashamed to say that I haven’t heard of any of his other projects. I did love the cover of “I Want Out” that Hammerfall did with him though.

  • Posted by MOGHARR on August 5th, 2007 at 9:59 pm  

    Oh, you should really check out Iron Savior. And Gamma Ray is a must for any Kai Hansen fan. Gamma Ray is the band he started when he left Helloween.


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