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Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 7:53 pm

A Poll

Which of the following movies would you *most* like to see reviewed on the site?

Suburban Commando (1991)
Cobra (1986)
Demolition Man (1993)
Escape From New York (1981)
Raw Deal (1986)
Stay Tuned (1992)
Scanners (1981)
Labyrinth (1986)
Encino Man (1992)
These are all fucking horrible! ANY other movie would be better than one of these!

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  • Posted by cybersst on February 7th, 2005 at 8:51 pm  

          I love Arnold Shwartzeneggar movies. I think Suburban Commando is the one where he fights against the drug cartels in the suburbs.

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on February 8th, 2005 at 7:49 am  

          Yup, that’s the one. Arnold goes after a druglord played by Danny DeVito who is harassing a local pharmacy owner played by Gregory Peck. Penelope Ann Miller plays Peck’s attractive young niece who falls in love with both Arnold and DeVito, thus creating a bloody love triangle.

  • Posted by Tebor on March 5th, 2005 at 4:41 pm  

    I thought it was Hulk Hogan’s rise to fame when he’s a space advenger who gets trabbed in the suburbs like He-Man in the Masters of the Universe movie. Plus, Christopher Lloyd shows up to play the token worst dad EVER! Why do all kids movies feature horrible fathers. That must be why there’s so many disgruntled screenwriters.

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on March 6th, 2005 at 12:12 am  

    Indeed Tebor, you are right. Cybersst was being facetious and I was playing along. Of course, Hulk Hogan’s first starring role was in the cheesy 1989 movie No Holds Barred where he played (suprise!) a wrestler. Unfortunately, that movie is currently only on VHS, not to mention out of print, while Suburban Commando is a staple of Wal*Mart bins.

  • Posted by Tebor on March 16th, 2005 at 11:58 pm  

    I need to go to Walmart…

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