Fun With Search Engines #85: There Are More Words After The Colon

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 10:15 pm

Welcome to Fun With Search Engines, the weekly segment where I take a look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for the week of October 8th - October 14th. As always, these are all real searches. Ready? Let’s go!

1. top 100 nes games - The 100 Best NES Games Ever has been getting sick amounts of hits. I’m hoping it might translate into more activity on the FORUMS, but so far it hasn’t.

2. flying eyeballs dragon game - I’m not entirely sure, but my first guess would be Irem’s 1989 arcade game Dragon Breed. I don’t know if there’s any actual eyeballs in it, but there are things that kinda look like eyeballs:

3. skateboard saftey - Thank you, mysterious stranger. Your shitty spelling ability helped me find and fix an embarrassing typo in my Adventure Island article.

4. pepsi blue ingredients - Will I do the obvious 70s movie reference? Fuck yeah!


5. my mom looks like abby haygard - Um… good for you?

6. megaman 6 sucks - Mega Man 6 doesn’t quite suck. Sure the storyline is stupid and the gameplay is pretty much just more of the same, but it’s still an okay game. It also doesn’t help that the two best Robot Masters in the game, Knightman and Windman, were designed by North American contest winners.

7. how to suck your own gay dick - Um… wow. Just wow. I like how it specifies that the dick is “gay”. I don’t think sucking your own dick necessarily means you’re homosexual… it just means you’re mentally ill and/or perverse. I mean, I don’t recall the man from Nantucket ever being portrayed as gay, just well-hung and bored. It’s a good thing this is the last one, because I’m going to go throw up. A lot.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.


  • Posted by Miguelius on October 20th, 2006 at 9:03 am  

    Points to this just for the Soylent Green reference…

  • Posted by Valdronius on October 20th, 2006 at 9:12 pm  

    Anyone who would call Ron Jeremy gay would be the dumbest mofo on the planet.

  • Posted by Tebor on October 21st, 2006 at 10:56 pm  

    You’d think complainers would join the forums of the site that actually produced the article… But no. They complain on their own boards, cause (like life) they hate leaving the house. :rant:

    It was a good try “selling out” though, Syd. I guess we’ll need to rely on Ralston royalties just a bit longer. :mrgreen:

    Why hasn’t Mario been added to these comments? :kirby: :what:

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