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10/12/2006

Fun With Search Engines #84: Short And Pointless

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 4:52 pm

It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly waste of space where I review some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for the week of October 1st - October 7th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. sydlexia - Onyl yuo cna stpo sydlexia.

2. amy rose hentai - I’d estimate that somewhere between 15-30% of web searches that bring visitors to my site are hentai searches or some variant thereof. That’s not as bad as it sounds though, because a significant amount of the site’s traffic comes from direct links as opposed to searches. Any way, back to the hentai. I don’t see the point. Why fantasize about cartoon characters when there are real people you could fantasize about. Like Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere:

 
3. å%94%90è%80%81é´¨ - I imagine this must be a magic spell, like TCELES B HUSP.

4. the world just lost another hulkamaniac - Indeed it did. Rest in peace, Edward Albert.

5. honest cops interroagte - Yes they do. But so do the dangerous cops who play by their own rules, the ones who walk in the gray area between right and wrong. In fact, those cops probably do it better. It’s much easier to hold a gun to a guy’s head and ask him when and where the cartel’s next drug shipment is coming in than it is to take him downtown, give him a warm cup of coffee, and ask him nicely.

6. princess peach has sex with bowser - I seriously doubt that. Even if she does, how is that any of your business? You know who *I* have sex with? YOUR MOM.

7. play super luigi games - Fuck Luigi. Mario is the best.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.

2 Comments

  • Posted by Tebor on October 18th, 2006 at 11:31 pm  

    Panettiere is just way too petite! And her acting really is off and on :-?

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on October 19th, 2006 at 10:19 pm  

    Panettiere is just way too petite! And her acting really is off and on.

    Good, that’s one less person I have to fight for her.


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