Fun With Search Engines #82:

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 4:41 pm

      It is time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the recurring site feature where I review some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into various search engines. This FWSE report is for the week of August 27th through September 2nd. As always, these are all real searches. Let’s begin…

1. revolution x aerosmith video game - Every time someone finds my Revolution X article, it invigorates me and makes me wish I had more time to put into the site than I do. When I run the world, Revolution X’s status as a video game will be upgraded from steaming pile of crap to cult classic.

2. fuck me one more time - Which one are you again? I forget. Link me to your MySpace to refresh my memory, and we’ll continue negotiations from there.

3. random hentai - I’m normally against hentai because people who look at it are pathetic and stupid. But just this once, I’ll give you some free hentai:

4. i hate limited continues - I do too. But without limited continues, there’d be no real incentive for you to devise new strategies and learn to play better.

5. bomberman nude - I’m thinking….. NO.

6. poison november rain lyrics - Are you fucking shitting me? Poison? Poison didn’t fucking do “November Rain”. Poison’s big ballads were “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” and “Something To Believe In”, and while they were great songs, they weren’t “November Rain”. This sort of musical ignorance really pisses me off, but maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’ve seen too many incorrectly named mp3s on KaZaA and I’ve finally snapped.

7. go away you fucking scrollbar - An interesting idea. But without the scrollbar, how do you propose that we signify there is more to a webpage or document than is presently visible as well as gauge its length? And how shall we navigate lengthy pages without a scroll bar? If you can provide viable answers to all these questions, then maybe scrollbars will go away. If you can’t, then quit your whining, you fucking crybaby.

This FWSE has ended. Go in peace to love and serve pop culture.


  • Posted by DarkMaze on September 8th, 2006 at 10:00 am  

    It took me a minute to get the “hentai” bit. I’m slow. :D

  • Posted by bloohoo1248 on November 2nd, 2008 at 12:20 am  

    It took me about ten rereads. I suck at this. :mrgreen:

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