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4/4/2006

Fun With Search Engines #62: Um, Like, You Know

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 9:46 am

      It’s time for Fun With Search Engines, the SydLexia.com site report where I show you some of the keywords that visitors to the site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for March 26th - April 1st.

1. hulk hogan i am a true american lyrics - Hulk Hogan isn’t a true American. He’s a REAL American.

2. cleo’s leg warmers heathcliff - I can only assume this search is part of some sick fetish that I want no part of.

3. mortal kombat pics of cyrax - Well, here’s one:

 
4. how to beat punch out - In order to beat Punch-Out, you must punch out all of your opponents. The easiest way to do this is to outbox and outfox them. That it to say, you should hit them more times than they hit you. Also, you should dodge their blows and then deliver your own blows. Basically, there will be a whole lot of blowing.

5. nes game where you had to beat the game so you could win a contest - Nintendo Power sponsored several contests where you had to either beat a game or progress a certain distance through it in order to enter. I can only remember two of them, both of which involved Final Fantasy. One of them was a trivia type thing where you needed to find various information such as the name of the dancer in the Coneria and a name on a tombstone in Elfland. The other Final Fantasy contest required you to get a picture of your party fighting the super rare WarMech opponent.

6. how to dance like michael jackson - Practice.

7. hermione granger nude - How about…. NO.

 
That’s it for now. Look for a new article on the main site soon. How soon? Not as soon as I’d like.

One Comment

  • Posted by Valdronius on April 5th, 2006 at 2:42 pm  

    Then there was the FF contest where you had to get a picture of the hidden sex scene between Locke and Celes.


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