Fun With Search Engines #61: A Nice Distraction

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 10:10 pm

      Yes, it’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly site report where I show some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This FWSE report is for the week of March 19th through March 25th. Ready? Let’s go…

1. who plays the lead in 1985’s fantasy adventure red sonja - Brigitte Nielsen. She looks like a man in most movies, but she was actually sort of attractive with the red wig. Bridgette Wilson is way hotter though:

Fuck you, Pete Sampras. I want her.

2. super mario 2 japan rom that runs on us nes emulator - While there are some hacked Super Mario Brothers roms that recreate fairly well, you will need an emulator with Famicom Disk System support if you want to run the actual Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 rom. The reason being that the Japanese version of SMB2 was a floppy disk, not a cartridge. A lot of people don’t seem to realize this.

3. how to euthanize your cat - The Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger suggested the following: Place your cat is placed in a sealed box. Attach the box to an apparatus containing a radioactive nucleus and a canister of poison gas. This apparatus should be separated from the cat in such a way that the cat can in no way interfere with it. When the nucleus decays, it will emit a particle that triggers the apparatus, which opens the canister and kills the cat. Problem solved.

4. obscure pop culture - I can think of no better example of obscure pop culture than the Clarissa Explains It All board game. There probably is one, but I much prefer shameless self promotion.

5. shoot the bitch - Robert Blake, it is an honor to have you surf my site. How you’d like to play President Ronnie in a movie adaptation of the classic arcade game Bad Dudes that probably won’t ever get past the “Wouldn’t It Be Cool If…” stage?

6. kristin cavalleri nude - This is the part of FWSE where I start to get bored and thrown in one of the recurring porn searches that shows up in my site logs. Searches for nonexistent celebrity porn never get old. Oh wait, yes they do.

7. christy hemme talentless - I think we can all agree on that.

      Well, I’m afraid that’s it for now. If everything goes well, you will get to see some new site content before the end of the week. Even if it doesn’t, you still might.


  • Posted by S. McCracken on March 30th, 2006 at 9:35 am  

    My question is, to what page on your site did “shoot the bitch” take that user? 8O

  • Posted by BakNBlak on March 30th, 2006 at 11:37 am  

    My guess would be Revolution X. Plenty of shooting and bitches in there…

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on March 30th, 2006 at 1:04 pm  

    The first page of the Revolution X article is the only page that contains “shoot the bitch” as an exact string. It’s part of the caption to the first picture featuring Helga.

    There are plenty of pages on the site that contain all three words independently of each other.

    This happened to be a string search, so Revolution X came up.

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