Fun With Search Engines #60: Awfully Late In The Week

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 2:00 pm

      Welcome to Fun With Search Engines, the weekly feature where I showcase some of the various keywords that visitors to the site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for the week of March 12th - March 18th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. michael jackson’s moonwalker game stills - Screenshots. When they’re taken from a video game, they’re called screenshots. And if you’re looking for Moonwalker screenshots, you’ll find 39 of them in my article on Sega’s bizarre arcade game.

2. super punch out review - Hey, I’ve got one of those. If you hate the game or know nothing about it, you’ll probably enjoy it. If you like the game, you’ll be pissed.

3. sexy naked pictures of kristin cavalleri - Sorry, the only naked pictures I have of Kristin Cavallari are from a routine gynecology exam and that’s not sexy at all.

4. xanga kara beth borden - I have absolutely no idea what a Xanga is, let alone a Kara Beth Borden. Is that one of those new frittatas at Denny’s?

5. why should drunk drivers have a death penalty - So that I don’t have to see any of those heavyhanded drunk driving PSAs when I’m watching syndicated sitcoms, that’s why. Also, they’re the fucking scum of the earth.

6. what does ytmnd stand for - Gee, I don’t know. Let’s see if we can find a clues on the homepage. Look closely:

Do you give up? It stands for You’re The Man Now Dog. The site’s name comes from an unintentionally hilarious line spoken by Sean Connery in the movie Finding Forrester.

7. strawberry smells bad - Like hell it does!

      Well, that’s it for now. I’ll be back in a few days with the next edition of FWSE. Until then, you’ll have to screw around on the forums.

One Comment

  • Posted by Tebor on March 26th, 2006 at 12:23 am  

    Man, the name of this week’s FWSE should’ve been called ’self promotion’. Great job helping people with their searches. From now on, Syd Lexia has the answer to EVERYTHING on the internet!

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