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2/23/2006

Fun With Search Engines #56: Something Or Other

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 11:54 pm

      It’s a little late in the week but it’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly report where I look at some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This FWSE report is for the week of February 12th - February 18th. Also, it’s pretty half-assed.

1. nintendo world class track meet instruction manual - Why the hell would you need it? What’s wrong, you can’t figure out how to run? If you’re really that goddam stupid, try Vimm’s Lair. It’s under “S” for Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt/World Class Track Meet.

2. daughter is fucking a dude - One out of every ten daughters would rather fuck a chick.

3. wrestlemania fucking - Wrestlemania fucking, huh? Yeah right. If they had backstage orgies at Wrestlemania, some jobber would taped it, Dave Meltzer would have reported it, and it would be all over BitTorrent like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

4. pink frog insect back japan - Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

5. irem fucking - I this should have been fucking irem as in “Fucking Irem and their fucking inability to release more than one or two games a year, most of which don’t even get U.S. releases.”

6. how many levels in rampage nintendo - Lots.

7. sugar free vodka - If you want sugar free vodka, here’s a simple solution… DON’T FUCKING ADD RED BULL TO IT! There, now wasn’t that easy?

Yeah, so that sucked. Go read my Super Punch-Out review because that doesn’t.


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