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1/30/2006

Fun With Search Engines #53: Fun With Photoshop

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 12:47 am

      It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly segment where I look at some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This week, I’ve omitted all the Kristin Cavalleri, Kara Borden, and hentai searches because I’m getting sick of them. This FWSE report is for the week starting January 22nd and ending January 28th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. emo band names - I had forgotten all about this. Needless to say, it isn’t anywhere near as lucrative as I thought it would be.

2. whomp em - Fuck that. Crush ‘Em!

Megadeth and Goldberg.

 
3. midway revolution x hint - Here’s a hint: suck less. The great thing about this hint is that it’s supremely vague so it can be applied to any video game.

4. unblockable porn - Unblockable porn, huh? Well, here you go:

Candie Evens is not a real M:TG card.

 
5. the song after november rain - On Use Your Illusion I, it’s “The Garden”. On the Guns N’ Roses greatest hits compilation, it’s “Live and Let Die”. In terms of the band’s music video trilogy, it’s “Estranged”. And at least two of these answers could have been found on Amazon.com, dumbass.

6. ninja related crimes - Whatever, here’s another picture:

McGruff hates ninjas.

 
7. merry christmas i fucked your snowman - That’s just gross. People should not fuck snowmen, nor should they fuck more feminine snow creations. I guess the main point to walk away with here is this: man was not meant to fuck snow. But when Jack Frost fucked Shannon Elizabeth to death, that was way hot.

END OF FUN WITH SEARCH ENGINES #53. PLEASE INSERT DISK THREE.

4 Comments

  • Posted by Tebor on January 30th, 2006 at 4:00 pm  

    What’s worse? That I’ve stolen your McGruff image or that I have three cards of Ms. Candie Evens? Or maybe it was when I saw the ‘Pwn3d’ picture and I immediately thought: Abraxas - Guardian of the Universe

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on January 30th, 2006 at 5:37 pm  

    Well, since misappropriation is the sincerest form of flattery, I’m going to have to go with the Abraxas one. But at least you didn’t think of Universe Soldier: The Return which is the movie featured in Megadeth’s “Crush ‘Em” video. No one should ever have to think about that trainwreck.

  • Posted by BakNBlak on March 22nd, 2006 at 4:54 pm  

    But still, it had Dave. And more importantly, Dave. Also, did I mention Dave?

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on March 22nd, 2006 at 7:10 pm  

    I was referring to the Universal Soldier sequel as a trainwreck, not “Crush ‘Em”. I am a huge Megadeth/Dave Mustaine fan and I liked the Risk album. It wasn’t one of their best albums, but it was still way better than Reload. However, I was still pretty sad when Mustaine reformed the band without Dave Ellefson. Ellefson was always there for him.


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