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1/25/2006

Sting And The Crow: Together At Last

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 12:16 am

A new comic is up. It features both Eric Draven and Steve “Sting” Borden, although the similarities between the two are never explored. After all, what fun would that be?

3 Comments

  • Posted by Tebor on January 25th, 2006 at 7:01 am  

    Dude, screw NES Drinking Saga, THIS needs to be the new serial comic sit-com! :!: :D

    :pacman: :1up:

  • Posted by Valdronius on January 26th, 2006 at 11:34 am  

    That’s *just* what the world needs. A sitcom about The Crow and Sting being roommates and trying to get by dealing with life in the big city. Then Hiroku moves in and they all start hanging out at a pizza joint and bitching about life. And the KISS cameos start when Gene Simmons buys the pizza joint and converts it into his own personal whore house where instead of getting fucked, you pay to see Gene flipping pizza dough which he will then autograph and give you if you pay an extra $150. That’s fucking terrible. The world doesn’t need anymore Gene Simmons.

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on January 26th, 2006 at 3:09 pm  

    If Gene Simmons showed up, he’d have all sorts of ridiculous accessories with him, like perhaps some gold records and a bass guitar that’s also a battle axe. He would challenge Road Warrior Animal to a fight, forcing Animal to resurrect Road Warrior Hawk with the help of Papa Shango. The resulting series of events finally leads to the ultimate showdown: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, and Peter Criss versus Animal and Zombie Hawk. Just as KISS is about to defeat the Road Warriors, Ace Frehley shows up dressed as the Ultimate Warrior and starts screaming at Gene about he never gets a fair cut of the band’s profits because Gene is a bastard. Then Ace joins forces with Road Warriors and the battle continues… for about two minutes. The Road Warriors are still defeated because Ace is a little bitch.


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