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12/31/2005

Don’t Be Like Kirby This New Year’s Eve

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 12:09 pm

      Kirby is not a role model. Please do not do anything that Kirby would do tonight. For example, don’t drink 51.2 times your body weight in alcohol; it’s a bad fucking idea. But if you do, don’t you dare fucking drive. This New Year’s Eve, try Columbia’s favorite alternative to alcohol: cocaine. It’s safe, fun, and not as expensive as you might think. Have a good one.

      Also, a new comic is up.

2 Comments

  • Posted by Valdronius on December 31st, 2005 at 9:38 pm  

    Call me crazy, but this tastes distinctly like a drunk driving PSA.
    I’m pretty sure I already know the answer to this question, but did you actually weigh Kirby?

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on January 1st, 2006 at 2:43 am  

    I did. However, 51.2 still a rough estimate because the bottles have been empty since Christmas and I would have needed to weigh the liquid inside them to get the exact figure.


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