Christmas and stuff

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 11:04 pm

      A new article is up on my favorite Christmas movies. But I decided to call it The Ten Best Christmas Movies Ever instead. Why? Cuz I’m an asshole, that’s why. Enjoy. Hopefully I’ll have another holiday article up for you before Christmas. Will it be about Kwanzaa? Fuck no. Get real.


  • Posted by Tebor on December 21st, 2005 at 3:06 am  

    I loved the article, but that doesn’t mean I can’t complain.

    I’m sure there’s a better moral in Jingle All The Way than “buying toys is good to impress Anakin Skywalker.”

    Muppet Wizard of Oz was no treat to anyone.

    Thanks for the Gremlins memories. Ah, how that movie rules my life. 8)

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on December 22nd, 2005 at 12:41 am  

    The dialogue after Anakin gives the Turbo Man doll to Sinbad goes like this:

    Arnold (still dressed as Turbo Man): But Jamie, I thought you wanted that doll more than anything!
    Anakin: What do I need a DOLL for? I’ve got the real Turbo Man at home!

    The implication is that he thinks Arnold gets to keep the Turbo Man suit, thus meaning young Anakin has received the coolest toy ever. Since Arnold stole the costume, one would think that he’d eventually be forced to give it back. But judging by the way the movie ended, he got to keep it.

  • Posted by Tebor on December 22nd, 2005 at 4:06 am  

    My reply is in the forums. Internet searchers, I suggest you go find out how this argument really ends.

    While you’re at it, geeks, STOP LOOKING UP KARA BETH BORDEN PORN! Dammit… I just contributed to the problem, didn’t I?

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