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10/4/2005

Fun With Search Engines #36: Even More Hentai

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 10:20 pm

      So I’m back with Episode 36 of Fun With Search Engines, the weekly report where I chronicle some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. This edition of FWSE covers the week starting September 25th and ending October 1st. As always, these are all real search queries. But you’ve probably heard that all before….

1. amy rose hentai adventure - There’s certainly no shortage of Sonic hentai out there, but the only way I’d pay to see it is if someone drew Amy Rose being skullfucked by Axl Rose.

2. the head rip fatality - I guess someone’s been watching The 40 Year Old Virgin, huh? “I’m ripping your head off right now. It’s off, and now I’m throwing it at your body. Fuck you!”

3. kristin cavalleri naked - I know this is hardly a new addition to FWSE, but I get this shit every fucking day. Why can’t more people search for Revolution X or Salute Your Shorts? Damn the vast English-speaking internet community… damn them to hell!

4. World Class Track Meet NES Manuals - You don’t fucking need a manual, you dipshit. Here’s the instructions for World Class Track Meet: “Run. Run like the fucking cops are after you. If you see a hurdle, jump over it. If you’re in the long jump or the triple jump, just fucking jump already.” That’s it. That’s all you need to know about the damn game.

5. frosty the snowman your commodore - What an oddly specific and out of season request. But hey, it’s better than another hentai request. Besides, the Commodore Christmas Crapfest was good times. I already have my next big Christmas article planned, but you’re gonna have to wait two more months to see it.

6. whomp em dragonball - Someone actually searched for Whomp ‘Em? How psyched am I? Not only that, but if all eleven people in the world who are interested in finding the link between Dragon Ball and Whomp ‘Em use Google, they’ll find my page. Sweet for me… I guess.

7. naked pictures of shelby woo in the scorpion king - Cybersst refused to take credit for this one, so I am left with only one logical conclusion: someone, somewhere is on crack.

      And that’s how we kick it. Come back next week when I’ll make fun of people searching for Wind Waker hentai and Earthworm Jim hentai.

3 Comments

  • Posted by cybersst on October 5th, 2005 at 10:43 am  

    No credit. Cash Only. You go now. Or I call cops.

    and without IMDB’ing, I don’t know who Shelby Woo is.

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on October 5th, 2005 at 5:30 pm  

    It was a show on Nickelodeon… and I find it highly dubious that you didn’t know that.

  • Posted by Tebor on October 6th, 2005 at 2:57 am  

    Everyone remembers Shelby Woo. It invented bad stedicam!

    “the only way I’d pay to see it is if someone drew Amy Rose being skullfucked by Axl Rose.”
    Dude, don’t encourage them. 8O

    I love that scene in 40 -YOV. :lol:


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