Fun With Search Engines #35: The Square Root Of 1225

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 11:25 pm

      So I am back once again with yet another installment of Fun With Search Engines. This, the 35th episode, will cover the week from September 18th - 24th. For readers unfamiliar with FWSE, it is a weekly report where I review some of the keywords that visitors to my site typed into search engines. What, you thought that information was private? Fuck no! So if your IP is, I’d just like everyone to know that you were searching for Blaze Fielding hentai, you fucking jackass. And now, on with the show:

1. the real rob zombie - The “real” Rob Zombie, what the fuck does that mean? He’s not Eminem, motherfucker.

2. prehistoric cavemen - Isn’t this phrase sort of redundant? There are no posthistoric cavemen, are there? Ted Nugent does *not* count.

3. 20 best nes games - Well, here’s the exact opposite of that. So if you want to play one of the absolute best NES games out there, you simply have to figure out what game is the total opposite of Friday the 13th. Sunday Funday, maybe? Wait, that’s not any good either.

4. hey hey ho lyrics - That could be anything, you stupid fuck. There’s only about A BILLION FUCKING SONGS that use hey and ho as lyrics, the most famous one being The Ramones’ Blitzkrieg Bop. Hey! Ho! Let’s move on!

5. dominatrixes in massachusetts - Dear God… I had blocked this search out my head after FWSE #17 and now it’s back. Fan-fucking-tastic!

6. longest video on mtv - The longest video ever to run on MTV is called “Total Shit”. It started running sometime before the year 2000 and it hasn’t ended yet.

7. mortal kombat whomp ‘em - Hmmm… A Soaring Eagle/Nightwolf comparison might be a worthwhile endeavor, but I’m not up for it right now.

      Well, that’s that. See you next week, unless I don’t.


  • Posted by Tebor on September 30th, 2005 at 2:42 am  

    I have no idea who would like for Mortal Kombat Whomp’em. It seriously sounds like someone TRYING to find this site.

    What in the world was the jackass looking for when he typed in “The REAL Rob Zombie”? He’s the only musician I know who hasn’t been replaced by a robot. Maybe the fan was pissed off at Scum of the Earth or something.

  • Posted by cybersst on October 9th, 2005 at 2:47 am  

    Blitzkrieg Pop?

  • Posted by Syd Lexia on October 9th, 2005 at 6:23 am  

    It never said Blitzkrieg Pop. And if it had, it would have been a typo and I would have thanked you for pointing it out. But you can’t prove anything… unless you do a Google search in the next day or so and screenshot the results.

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