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1/30/2006

Fun With Search Engines #53: Fun With Photoshop

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 12:47 am

      It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, the weekly segment where I look at some of the keywords that brought visitors to my site. This week, I’ve omitted all the Kristin Cavalleri, Kara Borden, and hentai searches because I’m getting sick of them. This FWSE report is for the week starting January 22nd and ending January 28th. As always, these are all real searches.

1. emo band names - I had forgotten all about this. Needless to say, it isn’t anywhere near as lucrative as I thought it would be.

2. whomp em - Fuck that. Crush ‘Em!

Megadeth and Goldberg.

 
3. midway revolution x hint - Here’s a hint: suck less. The great thing about this hint is that it’s supremely vague so it can be applied to any video game.

4. unblockable porn - Unblockable porn, huh? Well, here you go:

Candie Evens is not a real M:TG card.

 
5. the song after november rain - On Use Your Illusion I, it’s “The Garden”. On the Guns N’ Roses greatest hits compilation, it’s “Live and Let Die”. In terms of the band’s music video trilogy, it’s “Estranged”. And at least two of these answers could have been found on Amazon.com, dumbass.

6. ninja related crimes - Whatever, here’s another picture:

McGruff hates ninjas.

 
7. merry christmas i fucked your snowman - That’s just gross. People should not fuck snowmen, nor should they fuck more feminine snow creations. I guess the main point to walk away with here is this: man was not meant to fuck snow. But when Jack Frost fucked Shannon Elizabeth to death, that was way hot.

END OF FUN WITH SEARCH ENGINES #53. PLEASE INSERT DISK THREE.

1/26/2006

Good news and bad news

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 8:37 pm

1/25/2006

Sting And The Crow: Together At Last

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 12:16 am

1/23/2006

Fun With Search Engines #52: Less Half-Assed Than Usual

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 6:05 pm

1/21/2006

Finally, a new article.

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 12:53 pm

1/18/2006

The Mermaid And The Semen

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 6:55 pm

1/17/2006

Fun With Search Engines #51: Puerto Rico

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 10:21 pm

1/16/2006

New comic.

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 5:29 pm

1/15/2006

Now with less errors!

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 12:58 am

1/12/2006

Fun With Search Engines #50: Bugs Bunny’s Birthday Blowout

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 8:57 pm

1/9/2006

Shatnerized.

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 2:28 pm

1/5/2006

Welcome To Next Year.

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 6:51 pm

1/2/2006

Fun With Search Engines #49: Christmas Day - New Year’s Eve

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 9:29 pm

1/1/2006

200666: The Year of the Beast

Filed under: Stuff — Syd Lexia @ 2:26 am