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1/25/2005

Fun With Search Engines Part IV

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 10:53 pm

      It’s time once again for Fun With Search Engines, where I report some of the queries that were typed into search engines by people who viewed my site. This report is for 1/16 - 1/22. This was kind of a slow week but I’ve already started typing, so fuck it. And we’re off…

1. adventure island instruction booklet - The Adventure Island instruction booklet is one of the most incredibly useless documents ever printed. As I discussed in my review of the game, the instruction booklet offers little information on playing the game and even less backstory. But if you just *have* to experience its horribleness for yourself, Vimm’s Lair is probably your best bet. They have full scans of many NES booklets in PDF format.

2. what sabertooth tiger eats - I feel mildly bad that some 3rd grader doing a report on prehistoric times might have accidentally stumbled onto my site, since SydLexia.com is highly inappropriate for little children. I would feel worse, but it’s not my fucking fault; parents should not let preteens use the internet unfiltered or unsupervised.

3. mobile armored strike kommand -m.a.s.k. - Not only does MASK totally fucking rule, but I also did an article on it. Score.

4. are you afraid of the dark kiki betty ann gary - Every week, the Are You Afraid Of The Dark? article brings visitors to the site. This week is no exception.


Well, that’s it. Sorry it’s not more exciting. See you next time.