Fun with search engines

Filed under: FWSE — Syd Lexia @ 11:40 am

Some recent search queries that people found my site through were:

1. 90s nickelodeon classics
2. boiling points MTV program guide
3. euphemize cat

Search #1 is the exact type of search that I am trying to cater to. I will definitely expand my Nickelodeon-related content in the future.

Search #2 is the antithesis of everything this site stands for. I’d like to think that maybe my site helped open some poor na├»ve 13 year old girl’s eyes to the reality that MTV sucks, but I know that realistically that didn’t happen. Oh well. I’ll take my hits any way I can get them.

Search #3. Wow. What the fuck? Were you looking for Playboy Party Jokes or something? I’m pretty sure you want to *euthanize* your cat. If you’re looking up how to do it on the internet, chances are you can’t afford to take your cat to a veterinarian. That’s OK. Syd Lexia has a cheap and easy solution to your problem:

Baseball bats and fire are both cost effective.

The moral of the story is this: Whether you meant euthanize or euphemize, you should never show the pussy any mercy.