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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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ENTER THE FUCKING CONVENTION!!!!!!!!!
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2305
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SCREAM: LooLooLooLooLooLooLooLooLoo!!!! DUCK TALES WOOOO OOOOOOH!
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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>Enter Convention
As you enter the room behind the NPC, you see three fellows.
>SCREAM: LooLooLooLooLooLooLooLooLoo!!!! DUCK TALES WOOOO OOOOOOH!
You decide to greet them in your usual manner.
>Action?
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2305
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LOOK and find out what kind of fucking convention this is!
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Find the hottest female cosplayer in the room and buy her a roofie colada. Giggity.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Put two watermelons down your shirt and say your the prime minister of ireland
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Find wherever group X is hiding and give them a punch to the face.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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>Figure out what kind of Convention you are at.
You look around and try to figure out what covention you are at. You find a helpful(?) poster.
You try to remember more but, strangely, you can't remember a lot of what happened yesterday. How peculiar.
>Find the hottest female cosplayer in the room and buy her a roofie colada. Giggity.
Oh look! A catgirl. She looks kind of sad. Maybe you shou-
HOLY SHIT! Do you see the tits on that broad! She must have a huge CONTROL OF MEN stat!
>Talk to her.
You try to speak but you are too afraid to talk to her. Maybe if you had more COURAGE. Or at least a few more DRINKS in you.
HEY!! HEY DINK! CHECK YOUR INVENTORY, YOU DINK!
It seems there is a fairy. This seems familiar.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Get FLYSWATTER.
Swat FAIRY.
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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Check Inventory
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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HEY! HEY!!!
This fairy is annoying. Maybe you should grab a flyswatter and kill it.
HEY! HEY DINK! CHECK YOUR INVENTORY!
This fairy... maybe you drank too much last night. OR maybe this fairy is WHY you drink.
HEY!
Yes. It's the fairy that drove you to drink. It had to be.
>Check Inventory
You check your Inventory to shut the damn floating fairy up. You also switch the placement of your TAG OF NAMING. For no particular reason.
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Not Sure
Too Good At 2D Games
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
Posts: 1767
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Use the ticket to cut yourself
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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Nerd Pose with Lvl 1 Black Marker
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RIP Hacker. |
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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>Grab ye flask
You are confused and frightened. You know only one thing will fix your problems! ALCOHOL! You take a few swigs of STRONG DRINK.
>Nerd Pose with LVL 1 BLACK MARKER
You pose to impress the Cat Girl.
Her mood is no longer MELANCHOLY. It has been elevated to [:3} Whatever that means.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4459
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GIVE candy to CATGIRL
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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| GIVE candy to CATGIRL |
Then tell her there is more in your van.
(OOG: Also fail on the game's part. "Grab ye Flask" command should have been replied with "You cannot grab ye Flask" And, then we would all have to wonder why we couldn't grab ye flask.)
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Offer her the flask
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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>Offer her the flask
>Offer her candy
You figure while candy is dandy and liquor is quicker... You don't want to waste you booze on a CAT GIRL.
CAT GIRL has taken a liking to you! CAT GIRL has joined your PARTY GROUP!
One of your CAT GIRL ICONS fills in.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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After we get all three we'll be rolling in the pussy! (Cue Rimshot!)
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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charm her with your dance moves
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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Hide ERECTION
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RIP Hacker. |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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