Congratulations, you got published, and all you had to do was rip off a Maddox style rant and add a bunch of sexism. You're the new Steinbeck.

GPFontaine wrote:

Greg the White wrote: Congratulations, you got published, and all you had to do was rip off a Maddox style rant and add a bunch of sexism. You're the new Steinbeck. You don't understand the point of the Haddox website, do you? Look at Maddox's website and then look at Haddox's website. For fuck's sake, look at their names. Maddox Haddox It isn't a ripoff it is a mockery. The fact that someone wanted to publish it for currency is pathetic and hilarious at the same time. The fact that it is an adult magazine is just the icing on the cake.

I know it's a parody, but it seems more like a devotion than mocking of Maddox. Maddox is a stupid asshole, and sparked the obnoxious, whiny white-boy internet rant fad that's really getting old. It disturbs me because anyone like Haddox who has the urge to write, but just ends up copying some guy's style in order to get published, talking about "deepthroat handles" and stupid ignorant shit like that (regardless of intent) just irks me. Granted, i could have kept my mouth shut, but unfortunately when you add alcohol into John Gabriel's internet fuckwad theory, there's little to stop me. I'm sorry to bring down the topic, and will remove myself from it unless I have something more constructive to say.