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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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Do you recognize this man?
I'm not a huge fan of Larry the Cable Guy, but it's funny to see how much people will change just for a buck. He wasn't a "hick" until he figured out that rednecks were his biggest fans, and then all of a sudden he's a beer-swillin', cable-installin' son-of-a-gun who can GIT 'R' DONE. It's actually a little sad. Do you think he goes home and just cries, both at how far he sunk to sell out or at the perm-mullet he used to have?
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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OMG, how shocking. All this time and I thought he was just retarded... But no, he never was and never will be funny.
That is sad enough. 
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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That's hilarious. I've taken a couple of road trips to Missouri, and all I heard everywhere was "git r' done". So obnoxious. I hope they realize that he's a phony.
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RegalSin
Joined: Apr 24 2006
Posts: 292
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HOLY SHIST he is not a Redneck but he is a italiano or at least a city slicker mamas boy or maybe he is a Southerner and was one of those snobbs at the time.
I mean OMG WTF and that guy really looks older then the way he looks.
You can see it in his eyes. Still he is a phony and OMG phony.
Soutern Pride mty butt 
He must have buffed up or something ? Did the Nitro Tech work ?
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GreenFire1
Joined: Jun 21 2006
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WOW. Larry actually used to be funny and not whore out his catchphrase at frequencies normally reserved for microwave radiation.
What the **** happened?
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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That's really funny, though I always thought he seemed a bit odd. Nobodyas stupid as he acts could get themselves into a position to make that much money. Kinda unfortunate, he seems like he'd be pretty funny normally, seems pretty clever, but all the stupid redneck jokes get old quick.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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If you can't tell Larry's routine and persona is an act, then you might be a redneck.
 Sorry, couldn't resist.
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SamanthaMcPoopenstein
Title: Gadabout Ragamuffin
Joined: Aug 29 2005
Location: tx
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Ew, well atleast we know why he abandoned his old look...
Not that a beer gut concealed by a cut-off flannel shirt is much of a step up or anything...
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