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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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or hook up w/her. obviously her family is rich, so have her be your sugar mama. and im sure she's stupid so you can get laid easily.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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having some kind of infection on my tongue. Feels very very strange and i don't even have an insurance right now...
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it was the best of times
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Etch
Title: Intermittent Scribbler
Joined: Mar 15 2011
Location: Texas
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| or hook up w/her. obviously her family is rich, so have her be your sugar mama. and im sure she's stupid so you can get laid easily. |
As long as you don't mind dying in a horrible car crash... 
I went to high school with a girl just like this. Got a Corvette for her 16th birthday, wrecked it within the week. Got it replaced with a Mustang, trashed it before a month was out... I think she went through a couple more before the year was over. A lot of people should not be allowed behind the wheel.
...and if you don't use your blinkers, you should be shot. 
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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A lot of people should not be allowed behind the wheel.
...and if you don't use your blinkers, you should be shot. |
This. A thousand fucking times.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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| Etch wrote: |
A lot of people should not be allowed behind the wheel.
...and if you don't use your blinkers, you should be shot. |
This times infinity. FUCK!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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When people reply online with "haha" or "hahaha". I understand some people have a moral object to using "LOL", but when people say "haha" and don't elaborate further, I assume they're being sarcastic and get defensive and like 50% of the time they aren't being sarcastic.
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
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I hate that my school password expires every fucking year. It wouldn't be so bad if the system didn't require the password to contain no words from the dictionary, no names of places or people, at least one symbol, and at least one letter. Fucking passwords end up being half symbols and half letters with the single obligatory number at the end so I can use words that I might remember, and then I can't remember which letters got replaced with symbols and which didn't.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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| I hate that my school password expires every fucking year. It wouldn't be so bad if the system didn't require the password to contain no words from the dictionary, no names of places or people, at least one symbol, and at least one letter. Fucking passwords end up being half symbols and half letters with the single obligatory number at the end so I can use words that I might remember, and then I can't remember which letters got replaced with symbols and which didn't. |
pa$$w0rd
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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| Beach Bum wrote: |
| I hate that my school password expires every fucking year. It wouldn't be so bad if the system didn't require the password to contain no words from the dictionary, no names of places or people, at least one symbol, and at least one letter. Fucking passwords end up being half symbols and half letters with the single obligatory number at the end so I can use words that I might remember, and then I can't remember which letters got replaced with symbols and which didn't. |
pa$$w0rd |
Watch how you use it, I trademarked that as my rapper name.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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March.
So far this month, my car has died forever, my computer has screwed up to the point of needing a total reinstall, I lost my phone (but found it), and I lost my job. Plus, on top of all that, it's raining.
Best part is? A lot of this happened LAST March too.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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lousy smarch weather
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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March.
So far this month, my car has died forever, my computer has screwed up to the point of needing a total reinstall, I lost my phone (but found it), and I lost my job. Plus, on top of all that, it's raining.
Best part is? A lot of this happened LAST March too. |
Sorry to hear Usa, that really blows! Here's hoping the ides of March get poked, allowing April showers to bring May flowers of employment.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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My friend decided to skip out on me and our plans for fossil hunting. Again.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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fossil hunting? just go to a nursing home
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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Just found out my last girlfriend has AIDS, spent several hours getting blood work done today. Really stressed and angry right now. If I disappear, it is probably because I am in jail/on the run from killing the bitch. Why would I kill her? Because she knew she had it, and never told me. I found out from one of her friends.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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| Just found out my last girlfriend has AIDS, spent several hours getting blood work done today. Really stressed and angry right now. If I disappear, it is probably because I am in jail/on the run from killing the bitch. Why would I kill her? Because she knew she had it, and never told me. I found out from one of her friends. |
 And here I was going to bitch because my rabbit bit me. You win, forever, even though it's not a contest. I'll send some good thoughts your way on the bloodwork; just remember, it's treatable, especially while it's still HIV. If nothing else, I'll try to track down an old pal of mine and see if he's still got a good mistletoe tea recipe. Since you don't know yet, just don't do anything drastic.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Yeah, wait until you find out if you test positive to kill her. Then the murder will actually have a positive effect on your situation.
How long before you find out?
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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Yeah, wait until you find out if you test positive to kill her. Then the murder will actually have a positive effect on your situation.
How long before you find out? |
I was told 48-72 hours.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
Yeah, wait until you find out if you test positive to kill her. Then the murder will actually have a positive effect on your situation.
How long before you find out? |
I was told 48-72 hours. |
good luck man.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| When people reply online with "haha" or "hahaha". I understand some people have a moral object to using "LOL", but when people say "haha" and don't elaborate further, I assume they're being sarcastic and get defensive and like 50% of the time they aren't being sarcastic. |
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Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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| @om*d wrote: |
| Just found out my last girlfriend has AIDS, spent several hours getting blood work done today. Really stressed and angry right now. If I disappear, it is probably because I am in jail/on the run from killing the bitch. Why would I kill her? Because she knew she had it, and never told me. I found out from one of her friends. |
Thats bad. I wish you the best. Even if that makes her a horrible bitch, don't do anything you would regret. Won't help you.
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it was the best of times
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
| @om*d wrote: |
| Just found out my last girlfriend has AIDS, spent several hours getting blood work done today. Really stressed and angry right now. If I disappear, it is probably because I am in jail/on the run from killing the bitch. Why would I kill her? Because she knew she had it, and never told me. I found out from one of her friends. |
Thats bad. I wish you the best. Even if that makes her a horrible bitch, don't do anything you would regret. Won't help you. |
I never regret anything I do. I only regret the things I don't do.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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| @om*d wrote: |
| Just found out my last girlfriend has AIDS, spent several hours getting blood work done today. Really stressed and angry right now. If I disappear, it is probably because I am in jail/on the run from killing the bitch. Why would I kill her? Because she knew she had it, and never told me. I found out from one of her friends. |
Thats bad. I wish you the best. Even if that makes her a horrible bitch, don't do anything you would regret. Won't help you. |
I never regret anything I do. I only regret the things I don't do. |
I don't know...I'd regret doing a chick with HIV.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
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| @om*d wrote: |
| Just found out my last girlfriend has AIDS, spent several hours getting blood work done today. Really stressed and angry right now. If I disappear, it is probably because I am in jail/on the run from killing the bitch. Why would I kill her? Because she knew she had it, and never told me. I found out from one of her friends. |
Thats bad. I wish you the best. Even if that makes her a horrible bitch, don't do anything you would regret. Won't help you. |
I never regret anything I do. I only regret the things I don't do. |
I don't know...I'd regret going bareback into a chick with HIV. |
You can't really regret doing something when you had no knowledge of that fact. Perhaps if I knew, maybe I would.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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Just file it under "She's a stupid bitch" and let go. If you have HIV you have enough trouble to take care.
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