TAG TEAM HELL-IN-A-CELL GRUDGE MATCH - Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister & Mystery Partner vs. The Big Valdroski & Mystery Partner!
Dr. Doak - I have just be informed by the Commish, that this match will be for the Sydlexia Tag Team Titles!!!
[Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister makes his way to the ring.]
Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister - Hey yo! You want to meet my partner? Here he is.
[Douce drops the mike and does the double hand point to the stage. The lights go dark, and then the MegaTron screen explodes in pyros!!! Out walks The one, the only... FLYIN JEW!]
Dr. Doak - and their opponents, the team of The Big Valdroski & Mystery Partner.
[The Big Valdroski comes out alone, and stops at the top of the stage. Out comes the debut of Delition Hikari!!! Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister walks around the ring. Delition Hikari tests out the ropes. The Hell-In-The-Cell lowers around the ring. (the bell rings) Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister punches Delition Hikari repeatedly. ]
Samus - Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister executes a weak move.
[Delition Hikari's on the turnbuckle. Delition Hikari leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Delition Hikari gets up. Delition Hikari hits McCallister with an elbowdrop. Delition Hikari hits McCallister with another elbowdrop, this one from the second turnbuckle. ]
Jimmy R - Delition Hikari with a series of elbowdrops.
[Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister blocks a punch, and sends Delition Hikari over the ropes to the floor. ]
Jimmy R - The SXW is the only place for entertainment like this!
[Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Delition Hikari. McCallister moves back to his feet. Delition Hikari stands up. Flying somersault drop kick by Delition Hikari puts him back in the match. ]
Jimmy R - Delition Hikari with a flying somersault dropkick.
[McCallister is trying to get back on his feet. Delition Hikari goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister. Hikari pulls McCallister back onto his feet. Delition Hikari executes a ropeflip hiptoss on McCallister. Delition Hikari moves back to his feet. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister stands up. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister trys for a jumping clothesline but Delition Hikari avoids it. McCallister and Delition Hikari climb into the ring. ]
Samus - They're taking the fight back to the ring, Delition Hikari has to be careful to avoid being pinned by McCallister.
[McCallister gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. Delition Hikari is back on his feet. Delition Hikari hits a huge flying legdrop onto the lying Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister. ]
Dr. Doak - flying legdrop by Delition Hikari!
[Now Delition Hikari standing. Delition Hikari takes Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister and rolls him to the floor. ]
Dr. Doak - This is how wrestling should be!
[Delition Hikari hits Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle! ]
Samus - Delition Hikari executes a elbowdrop!
[Now Delition Hikari standing. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister gets up. Delition Hikari gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on McCallister. McCallister hits the fallaway slam on Delition Hikari. McCallister is back on his feet. Delition Hikari runs out of the cage. McCallister follows. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister throws the steel steps at Delition Hikari! ]
Samus - My God I've never seen anything like this!
[Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister picks up Hikari by the hair, but gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Delition Hikari elbows Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister in the stomach, trying to even the match. McCallister gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Delition Hikari gets hit with a stiff right from McCallister. McCallister steps over Delition Hikari and repeatedly slaps him in the back of the head. Delition Hikari climbs to his feet. Delition Hikari gets elbowed to his midsection McCallister. Delition Hikari hits a ropeflip moonsault on McCallister. Hikari gets back to his feet, and throws a chair onto the top of the Cell. The fight moves to the top of the cell!!! Delition Hikari swings a chair and hits McCallister! Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister is bleeding as a result! ]
Dr. Doak - the top of the cage is covered with blood from these fighters.
[McCallister pulls himself to his feet. Flying somersault drop kick by McCallister puts him back in the match. McCallister stands up. Delition Hikari climbs to his feet. Delition Hikari attempts to kick Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister, but McCallister catches his leg. Delition Hikari flips around and kicks Douche McCallister with a mule kick. ]
Samus - Delition Hikari executes a enzuigiri.
[Delition Hikari is up again. McCallister dropkicks Delition Hikari to the knee. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister is back on his feet. ]
Jimmy R - Delition Hikari could use some help about now.
[McCallister leg drops Delition Hikari. McCallister chants start. McCallister throws Delition Hikari off the cage through the French Anouncer's Table!!! ]
Samus - My God I've never seen anything like this!
[McCallister climbs down the cell, and lifts up Delition Hikari. McCallister goes for a boot to the head, Hikari catches McCallister's leg, but Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister reverses it with an enzuigiri to Delition Hikari's head. ]
Jimmy R - Delition Hikari takes a enzuigiri.
[McCallister steps over Delition Hikari and repeatedly slaps him in the head. Delition Hikari is back on his feet. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Delition Hikari. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister climbs to his feet. Delition Hikari is driven further into the concrete by Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister with a diving elbow smash. ]
Jimmy R - Delition Hikari takes a diving elbow smash.
[McCallister is standing. Now Delition Hikari standing. Delition Hikari dropkicks Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister. Delition Hikari is up again. Delition Hikari swings a steel chair and hits Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister. McCallister is busted open even wider as a result. ]
Dr. Doak - I wish every match could be like this!
[McCallister nails Delition Hikari with a springboard dropkick. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister is up again. Delition Hikari moves back to his feet. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister drags Delition Hikari back inside the cage. ]
Samus - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!
[McCallister gets tiger suplexed by Delition Hikari. Delition Hikari hits Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister with an elbowdrop. Delition Hikari stands up. Delition Hikari hits Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
Dr. Doak - Double elbowdrop by Delition Hikari.
[Now Delition Hikari standing. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister climbs to his feet. Now McCallister's standing. Delition Hikari jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress McCallister, but he catches Hikari! McCallister hits the fallaway Slam! ]
Samus - Excellent counter by McCallister!
[Delition Hikari moves back to his feet. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister hits a ropeflip moonsault on Delition Hikari. ]
Dr. Doak - Delition Hikari really felt that ropeflip moonsault!
[McCallister is up again. McCallister swings a steel chair and hits Delition Hikari. Delition Hikari is bleeding as a result. DMcCallister hits a huge flying legdrop onto the bleeding Delition Hikari. ]
Jimmy R - Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister with a flying legdrop.
[Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister is up again. Delition Hikari moves back to his feet. ]
Samus - Folks this is the only place you can get wrestling like this.
Dr. Doak - The ringside mat is covered with blood from their injuries.
[Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister trys for a tiger suplex but Delition Hikari avoids it. Desperation dropkick by Hikari! Both men are down. Hikari crawls to his corner. The Big Valdroski tagged in by Delition Hikari. Valdroski holds up McCallister while Hikari slaps him! ]
Jimmy R - This is just awefull! Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister is being double teamed!
[McCallister ducks a punch thrown by Hikari. It hits The Big Valdroski! Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister tags in FLYIN JEW! FLYIN JEW hits The Big Valdroski with a dropkick. Now FLYIN JEW standing. The Big Valdroski gets back to his feet. FLYIN JEW kicks The Big Valdroski in the back of the leg. The Big Valdroski climbs to his feet. McCallister tagged in by FLYIN JEW. McCallister on the turnbuckle. The Big Valdroski rising from the mat,McCallister leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. McCallister climbs to his feet. McCallister hits The Big Valdroski with an elbowdrop. The Big Valdroski clotheslines McCallister. A springboard dropkick by Delition Hikari sends McCallister to the mat. The Big Valdroski elbow smashes Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister in the nose. ]
Dr. Doak - That's strategy right there! Double Team Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister.
[Flying somersault drop kick by The Big Valdroski puts him back in the match. The Big Valdroski is back on his feet. The Big Valdroski hits McCallister with an uppercut. ]
Samus - What a punch!
[The Big Valdroski is up again. The Big Valdroski hits Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister with an scoop slam. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister tags in FLYIN JEW. DMcCallister clotheslines The Big Valdroski. ]
Dr. Doak - The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling!
[Now McCallister standing. McCallister gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on The Big Valdroski.The Big Valdroski gets elbowed to his midsection by FLYIN JEW. The Big Valdroski executes a ropeflip hiptoss on McCallister. ]
Jimmy R - The Big Valdroski executes a ropeflip hiptoss.
[FLYIN JEW puts The Big Valdroski in a reverse chin lock. Referee Luigi is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... The Big Valdroski trys to escape. The Big Valdroski escapes. FLYING JEW is nailed with a dropkick from the top rope by The Big Valdroski. Now The Big Valdroski standing. The Big Valdroski slides out of the ring and reaches under it grabbing a sack. The Big Valdroski slides back into the ring and dumps the contents onto the mat... THUMBTACKS!!!The Big Valdroski drops FLYIN JEW McCallister on some tacks! FLYING JEW rolls to corner, tags McCallister and then falls to the outside in agony. McCallister jumps into the ring! Flying somersault drop kick by McCallister! McCallister climbs to his feet. The Big Valdroski gets up. The Big Valdroski attempts to kick McCallister, but Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister catches his leg. The Big Valdroski flips around and kicks McCallister. Now The Big Valdroski standing. The Big Valdroski goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 McCallister gets a shoulder up. McCallister gets back to his feet. McCallister executes a belly to belly suplex on The Big Valdroski. The Big Valdroski is up again. DThe Big Valdroski gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on McCallister. Out of desperation, McCallister dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking The Big Valdroski. McCallister hits The Big Valdroski with another elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. McCallister climbs to his feet. McCallister kicks Delition Hikari's head out of desperation because The Big Valdroski blocked Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister's first kick. ]
Samus - enzuigiri!
[McCallister climbs to his feet. The Big Valdroski climbs to his feet. The Big Valdroski hits Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. The Big Valdroski gets up. The Big Valdroski swings a chair and hits McCallister. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister is heavily bleeding again as a result. ]
Dr. Doak - This is how wrestling should be!
[McCallister stands up. The Big Valdroski gets away from the tacks. McCallister chokes Delition Hikari with a camera cable. ]
Samus - My God I've never seen anything like this!
[McCallister tags FLYIN JEW! FLYIN JEW applies an arm wrench to The Big Valdroski. FLYIN JEW stomps The Big Valdroski's head. Now The Big Valdroski standing. The Big Valdroski knifehand chops FLYIN JEW. ]
Samus - FLYIN JEW takes a knifehand chop.
[The Big Valdroski tags Delition Hikari. FLYIN JEW measures Delition Hikari up and drops a closed fist. FLYIN JEW gets up. A springboard bulldog by Delition Hikari sends FLYIN JEW's head crashing into the mat. Delition Hikari climbs to his feet. Delition Hikari sends FLYIN JEW to the floor. Delition Hikari goes out after him. Delition Hikari hits FLYIN JEW with an elbowdrop. ]
Dr. Doak - Follows up with a elbowdrop.
[Delition Hikari climbs to his feet. FLYIN JEW short-arm clotheslines Delition Hikari to the ringside mat. ]
Jimmy R - FLYIN JEW with a short-arm clothesline.
[Now Delition Hikari standing. FLYIN JEW hits him with a back fist. FLYIN JEW short clothslines Delition Hikari. Delition Hikari is up again. Flying somersault drop kick by Delition Hikari puts him back in the match. ]
Dr. Doak - flying somersault dropkick!
[Delition Hikari moves back to his feet. Now FLYIN JEW standing. FLYIN JEW delivers a low blow to Delition Hikari. Now Delition Hikari standing. FLYIN JEW dazed and Delition Hikari on the top rope, Delition Hikari leaps off with a flying armdrag. ]
Jimmy R - Delition Hikari with a flying armdrag.
[Delition Hikari gets up. FLYIN JEW is up again. Flying lariat by Delition Hikari takes FLYIN JEW down. ]
Samus - Delition Hikari with a flying lariat.
[Delition Hikari gets up. FLYIN JEW stands up. FLYIN JEW connects with a flying knee. Delition Hikari goes down. Delition Hikari stands up. Delition Hikari executes a hiptoss on FLYIN JEW. ]
Samus - Hiptoss! Tee Hee!
[Delition Hikari tags The Big Valdroski. FLYIN JEW sends The Big Valdroski to the corner of the ring. The Big Valdroski brings in Delition Hikari with a tag. The Big Valdroski with a headscissors takeover on FLYIN JEW. Delition Hikari comes running with flying head scissors, whipping FLYIN JEW across the mat. Delition Hikari jumps off of the top turnbuckle with a twisting moonsault, hitting FLYIN JEW square in the face. ]
Jimmy R - Come on ref! Do something!! FLYIN JEW is being double teamed!
[FLYIN JEW tackles and begins punching Delition Hikari. FLYIN JEW catches Delition Hikari's leg, spins him around, and then nails him in the stomach with a kick. FLYING JEW grabs Hiraki's head between his legs and piledrives him onto the thumbtacks!!! FLYIN JEW is back on his feet. FLYIN JEW hits Delition Hikari with a headbutt to the mid-section. FLYIN JEW brings in Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister for The Insiders. FLYIN JEW picks up Delition Hikari and hits him with a Back Suplex. Delition Hikari is speared by McCallister ]
Samus - Come on ref! Do something!! Delition Hikari is being double teamed!
[Delition Hikari gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. ]
Samus - If FLYIN JEW keeps using moves like that inverted backbreaker he could win the match!
[FLYIN JEW knocks Delition Hikari into Luigi, taking out the referee. Delition Hikari gets hit with a diving elbow smash from FLYIN JEW. FLYIN JEW stands up. Delition Hikari is back on his feet. Hikari hits FLYIN JEW with a hurricarana! Knyte appears from under the ring. Knyte nails Delition Hikari with The Bitch Tamer!!! Knyte gets nailed from behind by The Big Valdroski, knocking him outta the ring. FLYING JEW nails The Big Valdroski with The Ride of Your Life!!! He kicks him out under the ropes onto the floor. FLYING JEW goes to the top rope... He hits The Big Valdroski with the F-BOMB!!! Luigi gets up. McCallister scoops Delition Hikari up and drops him on the tacks. McCallister grabs Hikari and does a running powerbomb, slamming Delition Hikari across the tacks. McCallister moves back to his feet. Delition Hikari, lying on the tacks, is hammered by an elbow drop out of the corner by FLYING JEW. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister climbs to his feet. Douche "Scott Hall" McCallister hits Delition Hikari with The Crucifix Powerbomb onto the tacks! OH MY GOD!!! He covers Delition Hikari hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3!!! ]
Dr. Doak - The winners of this match, and new Sydlexia Tag Team Champions, The Insiders!!!
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