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If you were born before 1980.


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Jun 05 2007 10:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I found this, and completely agree with it. It also helps continue to push my theory that kids today are pussies (And, so are their parents.)

Born before 1980?

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's...

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because .

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!


We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day, and we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound, CD's or Ipods! No cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms.......

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!


We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,
Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!


The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives so much, than for our own good.

And while you are at it, share it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!
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Chwoka
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PostPosted: Jun 05 2007 10:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,
Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

"YOU'LL POKE YOUR EYE OUT. YOU'LL POKE YOUR EYE OUT! BRWHAHAHAHA!"
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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 12:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,

I got a compound bow with fiberglass arrows on my 10th.


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UltimateFierce
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 02:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

Oh, gee... I dunno what to say! Very Happy Embarrassed


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 03:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

I ran through my house with scissors yesterday, because I needed to cut a package of cheese open before the toaster oven burned my bread.

I was born in 1984, I'm not a wimp though. When I was young, I liked to climb trees 50 feet high. I remember I'd just sit up there and look around. It was pretty rad. I also used to do flying backflips off of the swingset while swinging as high as possible, in an attempt to launch myself out of the gravel pit.

Never hurt myself a single time doing either of those things. The worst thing that happened was my flannel jacket caught on the little hook where the chain connects to the seat of the swingset, and it tore my jacket as I flew through the air.

Oh yeah, and we had chicken fights. On TOP of the monkey bars.

I hate kids that grow up spoiled with playstation 2, xbox 360, etc. When I have kids, they're starting with a DOS computer and an NES.
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 05:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, those of us born in the 80s, at least between 1980-1985 still got sent outside to play. And the corporal punishment. It wasn't until the 90s that someone decided it wasn't cool to smack your kids... which is gay, because sometimes kids deserve a good smack.

And kids who grew up before that didn't necessarily spend all their time playing outside. There was that show Dream On starring that guy who looked like Scott Bakula where he grew up in like the 50s or 60s and he spent all his time in front of the TV as a kid. In The Cable Guy, Jim Carrey's character grew up in front of the TV too, and I think that was supposed to be the 70s.
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Chwoka
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 11:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
I ran through my house with scissors yesterday, because I needed to cut a package of cheese open before the toaster oven burned my bread.

I was born in 1984, I'm not a wimp though. When I was young, I liked to climb trees 50 feet high. I remember I'd just sit up there and look around. It was pretty rad. I also used to do flying backflips off of the swingset while swinging as high as possible, in an attempt to launch myself out of the gravel pit.

Never hurt myself a single time doing either of those things. The worst thing that happened was my flannel jacket caught on the little hook where the chain connects to the seat of the swingset, and it tore my jacket as I flew through the air.

Oh yeah, and we had chicken fights. On TOP of the monkey bars.

I hate kids that grow up spoiled with playstation 2, xbox 360, etc. When I have kids, they're starting with a DOS computer and an NES.

You gonna go the extra mile and make sure he knows nothing more technology advanced exists?
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Sock
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 11:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

What's ironic it's those of you who "skinned your knees" and all that, who are raising a generation of pussies today.

Wonder what my generation will raise? Kids who aren't allowed to get out of the fetal position? That'd be weird.

I'd kick them.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 01:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've decided against having children so that they wouldn't be born into this awful world.


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Sock
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 01:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've decided against having children because when I'm in my thirties I don't want to compromise my life to tend to some ungrateful snot-nosed brat.

Let's make a baby, Jew.


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 02:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
I've decided against having children so that they wouldn't be born into this awful world.

And for that, we are all thankful. Wink Bell


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 05:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was born in 1989.. but I'm no pussy...

I got into at least 50 fights during my entire time in JHS. I got hurt a fuckin' lot. But, I took it like a man.

I blew up people's bookbags with 6 M-80's or more at once.

BB guns were outlawed in New York City when I was growing up, so I carried a Rambo-size knife in my bag.

Unlike most of you bastards, I actually plan on raising some kids. Of course shit was tough back then, because "you don't know what you haven't heard of".


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Sock
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 05:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I dunno, I think what Knyte was referring to was good ol' fun. Stickball, meandering about with your posse with no real destination, playing football with a few mates, and actually, you know, hanging out. Not being an asshole.


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 06:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh, those memories... I guess I was a pretty bad guy most of the time growing up... It's mostly all I can think of.

but yeah, I did have good times with the friends I kept. Like ridin' bikes in the skatepark that used to exist, playin' ball, hittin' on girls, hell, sometimes we just went to Manhattan (the city, basically) just to walk around.

But then 9/11 came, and my mom started to act like a bitch if I didn't come home when the streetlights came on.


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MOGHARR
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 06:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i'm a pussy, but not because i wasn;t born in the 80's. wait, why am i telling you this?
NO STORIES FOR YOU!


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 07:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, back in the good old days before kids had cellphones, or even pagers. The golden rule was go you go play wherever you wanted in the neighborhood, and just had to be back when it got dark. There was no parents keeping 24/7 watch of their kids. Therefore, we did alot more shit that we should done, or wouldn't done had an adult been around to point out our stupidity. Also, we lived in fear of our parents, because if we did something wrong we were punished with the hand, or a paddle. Who gives a shit if your grounded? Gee, I guess I'll just have to hang out in my room, with all my toys and games. Bummer.

Also, children seemed to have more respect for their elders. My generation said "Please", "Thank You", and "I'm sorry." Nowadays, I watch kids swearing at their parents, and generally being rude to strangers, with a "I don't care, because there is nothing you can do to me." attitude. 15-20 years ago, if you were rude to a stranger and rubbed them the wrong way, they could beat the respect into you, and wouldn't worry about jail time and/or being sued by the parents.

15 years ago, kids didn't wear pads to bike, skate, or anything else, because we had skinned and scraped our knees and elbows so much, they had natural calluses to protect us. And If you pissed off an adult, they would let you know.

Nowadays, people sue McDonald's because they burn themselves on the fries and coffee, as well as, sue people who look at their kids the wrong way.
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Delition
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 07:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've only been hit twice in my life, before that kind of punishment was "evil", and I believe it is a good form of punishment. I see way too many people come into GameStop with their bratty kids where the parents are completely submissive. Then again, I see parents everywhere with controlling kids.

I suppose it doesn't help that I live in Wisconsin, where every family looks like the type to appear on some daytime show with a morbidly obese mother screaming about how she can not control her kids.


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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 10:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Why is hitting your kids bad? I got hit, and I'm glad. I probably would've been an asshole by now had my dad not taken off his belt and hit me with it when I started acting up.


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Sock
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 10:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

See, hockey kids never went through this shit. We knew growing up, that the most important thing was hockey, and were too distracted to bother with anything else. We didn't hang out with the kids who did stupid shit, we hung out with the kids who played hockey. And we sure as shit didn't step out of line, because we knew our parents would ground us, and we couldn't play hockey.

I think it's why Canadians don't kill each other.


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 11:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
JEW wrote:
I've decided against having children so that they wouldn't be born into this awful world.

And for that, we are all thankful. Wink Bell


Pseudo-cutesy flamebait bullshit directed towards someone you're obviously not friends with is SO funny. Please continue doing it. It's a great way to contribute valuable information to a thread.
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 11:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

bomberman, I attribute you being a bad kid to the fact hat you're black.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 11:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
Tishwitch wrote:
JEW wrote:
I've decided against having children so that they wouldn't be born into this awful world.

And for that, we are all thankful. Wink Bell


Pseudo-cutesy flamebait bullshit directed towards someone you're obviously not friends with is SO funny. Please continue doing it. It's a great way to contribute valuable information to a thread.

she's trying to avenge her boyfriend because I said something bad about him in another thread and all he could fire back with was stupid.


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jun 06 2007 11:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cool Embarrassed
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Sock
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PostPosted: Jun 07 2007 12:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

Jew won. He is the insult master. This was one round KO, Tish. Stop tryin' to come back.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jun 07 2007 12:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

Cool


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