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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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For mine, I'll recall an incident at a McDonalds I used to work at in Brooklyn, when a mean customer, screamed and cussed at me.
I jumped over the counter, fucked him up, and got fired, FOR ANOTHER REASON than beating up an asshole who everyone hated to serve.
What moments made you say "That's fucked up, what I did."?
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UltimateFierce
Title: Nippon Yankee
Joined: Jan 17 2007
Location: Right here...
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I once did something so sick that FBI has restricted me from telling anyone.
P.S: Do NOT question it or they might turn this website off big time.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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i shoved my friends copy of starfox command down my pants because he wouldnt sell it to me.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111221##24!#%1%7^#4&&(^%$6$@$$^
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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Stay in school.
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There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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Delition
Title: That guy over there.
Joined: Mar 14 2007
Location: A pathetic city.
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Since I have the ability to throw up pretty much on command, there have been many days that I have thrown up on many different objects, such as vending machines, speed signs, and cars.
I can't think of anything else.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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| Delition wrote: |
Since I have the ability to throw up pretty much on command, there have been many days that I have thrown up on many different objects, such as vending machines, speed signs, and cars.
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dude...you win.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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I once took a sticker from the pharmacy that said "may cause discolouration of urine or feces" and stuck it to the pepsi button on a vending machine.
Okay, so that wasnt fucked up at all. I'm lame, sue me.
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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That's awesome, Bomberman.
Fucked up stuff I've done...uh...one time I took a shit in the water tank on the toilet.
Just kidding, I dunno. I can't think of anything right now.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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When I was little and cleaning my room one day, I noticed I'd had a marble laying on top of the metal floor vent (currently set to heater mode). I grabbed it, wincing slightly at the temperature the marble had risen to (not scalding hot of course) and gave it to my sister where she screamed (of course) then I was punished, natch.
My mom tells me that when I was about 3, I tried to suffocate my sister with vasoline while she was in her crib out of jealousy.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I know this thread is technically dead, but I felt like sharing.
When I was in junior high, there was this asshole kid who used to give me shit all the time. In the summer between 7th and 8th grade, he was indirectly responsible for the death of one our classmates. Said classmate was riding his bike and the asshole kid wanted a ride. At this point time, there was this trendy thing where kids had pegs attached to the center of their back bike wheel so that you could give someone else a ride. So asshole kid decids he's going pedal and so the kid whose bike it actually puts his feet up on the wheel pegs and grabs onto the guy. So they're heading down Main Street and asshole kid is pedaling as fast as he can. Then he hits a pothole. The other kid, who was one of the nicest people in the entire world, goes flying off the bike and rolls under a city bus. He died.
Flash forward to 8th grade. Asshole kid keeps giving me shit for no reason. Finally, one day I had enough. He said something nasty to me, and I shot back with "Yeah, well at least I never KILLED anyone." Needless to say, that just made things worse.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
I know this thread is technically dead, but I felt like sharing.
When I was in junior high, there was this asshole kid who used to give me shit all the time. In the summer between 7th and 8th grade, he was indirectly responsible for the death of one our classmates. Said classmate was riding his bike and the asshole kid wanted a ride. At this point time, there was this trendy thing where kids had pegs attached to the center of their back bike wheel so that you could give someone else a ride. So asshole kid decids he's going pedal and so the kid whose bike it actually puts his feet up on the wheel pegs and grabs onto the guy. So they're heading down Main Street and asshole kid is pedaling as fast as he can. Then he hits a pothole. The other kid, who was one of the nicest people in the entire world, goes flying off the bike and rolls under a city bus. He died.
Flash forward to 8th grade. Asshole kid keeps giving me shit for no reason. Finally, one day I had enough. He said something nasty to me, and I shot back with "Yeah, well at least I never KILLED anyone." Needless to say, that just made things worse. |
That's it? That's all you did? I'd have killed him all Dexter style.
You're a pussy.
Pussy.
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There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
Posts: 595
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
I know this thread is technically dead, but I felt like sharing.
When I was in junior high, there was this asshole kid who used to give me shit all the time. In the summer between 7th and 8th grade, he was indirectly responsible for the death of one our classmates. Said classmate was riding his bike and the asshole kid wanted a ride. At this point time, there was this trendy thing where kids had pegs attached to the center of their back bike wheel so that you could give someone else a ride. So asshole kid decids he's going pedal and so the kid whose bike it actually puts his feet up on the wheel pegs and grabs onto the guy. So they're heading down Main Street and asshole kid is pedaling as fast as he can. Then he hits a pothole. The other kid, who was one of the nicest people in the entire world, goes flying off the bike and rolls under a city bus. He died.
Flash forward to 8th grade. Asshole kid keeps giving me shit for no reason. Finally, one day I had enough. He said something nasty to me, and I shot back with "Yeah, well at least I never KILLED anyone." Needless to say, that just made things worse. |
you probably should have punched him.
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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
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I sometimes swap price tags at goodwill.....and other stores....thats kind of bad.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
I know this thread is technically dead, but I felt like sharing.
When I was in junior high, there was this asshole kid who used to give me shit all the time. In the summer between 7th and 8th grade, he was indirectly responsible for the death of one our classmates. Said classmate was riding his bike and the asshole kid wanted a ride. At this point time, there was this trendy thing where kids had pegs attached to the center of their back bike wheel so that you could give someone else a ride. So asshole kid decids he's going pedal and so the kid whose bike it actually puts his feet up on the wheel pegs and grabs onto the guy. So they're heading down Main Street and asshole kid is pedaling as fast as he can. Then he hits a pothole. The other kid, who was one of the nicest people in the entire world, goes flying off the bike and rolls under a city bus. He died.
Flash forward to 8th grade. Asshole kid keeps giving me shit for no reason. Finally, one day I had enough. He said something nasty to me, and I shot back with "Yeah, well at least I never KILLED anyone." Needless to say, that just made things worse. |
Yeah, that kid was a douche. The asshole, not the dead one.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Necrotism
Title: Proud owner of pants
Joined: Dec 29 2006
Location: St.Paul Minnesota
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hmmmmm. I think I've acquired a long list of fucked up thing I've done. Here are some highlights:
1st grade: there was this kid who bullied me all the time, I gave 2 of my friends a dollar each to hold him down. So at recess they did what they were payed for and I poured gravel in his ear. Which resulted in him having to go to the hospital and having minor surgery to remove the rocks. I got 2 weeks of no recess. Spiteful lil fucker i was.
5th grade: Started the school playground's plastic slide on fire by placing a model airplane and lighting it. The fire burned a hole right through the slide and it had to be replaced. No reasoning behind this, just for fucks sake.
senior year: Stood up my prom date to play a gig with my band at the time. (and I mean I didn't even tell her I wasn't going to show at the prom.)
senior year: Fucked the girlfriend of my drummer (of the same band mentioned above) he told me that she really liked me and he would break up with her so she would be happier with me...i never talked to her again. that was also the end of that band.
those are just a few off the top of my head. I'm sure I could right a fucking book on how big of an asshole I have and can be. I'm much more docile now though.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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| Necrotism wrote: |
| senior year: Fucked my drummer's (of the same band mentioned above) girlfriend, he told me that she really liked me and he would break up with her so she would be happier with me...i never talked to her again. that was also the end of that band. |
Oooh, Now that shit is just dirty. Reminds me of the time a year ago when I was on the brink of killin' my best friend for fuckin' MY (now-ex) girlfriend.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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People who are part of a "cheating" situation should
A) have their balls pulled really hard
B) be kicked in the box repeatedly
C) have to lick a cow's ass
I'm pretty bitter about cheaters... it's like a suicide attempt: an immature way to avoid your problems.
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Necrotism
Title: Proud owner of pants
Joined: Dec 29 2006
Location: St.Paul Minnesota
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| Tishwitch wrote: |
People who are part of a "cheating" situation should
A) have their balls pulled really hard
B) be kicked in the box repeatedly
C) have to lick a cow's ass
I'm pretty bitter about cheaters... it's like a suicide attempt: an immature way to avoid your problems. |
I agree with you! Thats why I consider it "Most fucked up shit you've ever did" material. If I went back in time I'd kick my own ass for that shit. They were both really good friends of my mine too until said situation occurred. I have no defense, I was an asshole.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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While we're talking about abusing our siblings, I once beat on my older brother with a bamboo flute when I was a kid. And also a large metal gear type thing once.
To be fair, this is the brother who pinned me on the couch and held a pillow over my head on several occasions...
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
While we're talking about abusing our siblings, I once beat on my older brother with a bamboo flute when I was a kid. And also a large metal gear type thing once.
To be fair, this is the brother who pinned me on the couch and held a pillow over my head on several occasions... |
So that's what happened to your face... 
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Black Zarak wrote: |
While we're talking about abusing our siblings, I once beat on my older brother with a bamboo flute when I was a kid. And also a large metal gear type thing once.
To be fair, this is the brother who pinned me on the couch and held a pillow over my head on several occasions... |
So that's what happened to your face... |
Oh, oh, oh jeez that stings!
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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I would have gone for the 'brain-damage-from-being-deprived-of-oxygen' angle, but facial disfiguration is funny too.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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