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FNJ
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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This Peter Nyugen is a genius.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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This one looks like my handwriting, no joke.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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I actually started crying while I read Peter's Essays. That was probably one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile...speaking of where is Syd's new article? Girl's are Icky. LMAO
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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i loved the essay about jesus being a time traveller to find the dragonslayers.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I remember Jimmy Mc Pherson. He used to live down the street from me.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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I'm pissing my pants laughing. Loved it. Used to do the same thing in high school.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I'm ??? my pants laughing. Loved it. Used to do the same thing in high school. |
Hmm....silly word filters. Is spanky p1$$1ng or $quir+1ng? Can I make a poll thread to get peoples' opinions?
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
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The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Douche McCallister wrote: |
where is Syd's new article? |
I hoped to have one done today (meaning Tuesday, even though it's technically Wednesday in my timezone) but it didn't happen. I should have one done tomorrow. It's kinda lengthy, too.
Back on topic, that stuff is fucking awesome. I particularly liked "Because he slept with boss' wife"
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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In my Spanish classes, I'd usually just write in "no se' " if I didn't want to bother.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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Douche McCallister wrote: |
I actually started crying while I read Peter's Essays. |
Same here, especially the one about Walt Whitman. I have to go blow my nose now.
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RIP Hacker. |
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UltimateFierce
Title: Nippon Yankee
Joined: Jan 17 2007
Location: Right here...
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If somebody can't pass with that, I'll shoot myself in a forehead with a nailgun.
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Douche McCallister
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I thinked I somehow skipped the Walt Whitman one but oh my god. "I chose Walt Whitman for my biography report because Mr. Farlow said that if I wasn't going to take this class seriously..."
I especially love the ending and the teachers, "Pete please see me" comment.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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yeah that was the best openiong paragraph ever.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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If I may ask, where did you get these wonderful documents? Are there more? Does anyone know where Peter is now? I need Answers!
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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it's not all the same guy. my name is peter. I'm trying to find out more.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Wow, those made me feel better about my Nazi Supermen History paper, my Lost vs. Classic Mythology essay, and The Year 1987 internet project. Why am I getting credit for writing crap again?
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
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One of my teachers was called Peter Nguyen...
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Tebor wrote: |
Wow, those made me feel better about my Nazi Supermen History paper, my Lost vs. Classic Mythology essay, and The Year 1987 internet project. Why am I getting credit for writing crap again? |
I would like to read these if yo uahve them.
I once did a presentation (complete with slideshow and video package) on why we should use ED-209 robots for law enforcement in my government class. when I showed the footage of the ED-209 flipping out and blasting that guy away, people cringed. I still somehow passed though.
I had another project where I built a governmnet from the ground up, based on the nod from command and conquer.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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JEW wrote: |
Tebor wrote: |
Wow, those made me feel better about my Nazi Supermen History paper, my Lost vs. Classic Mythology essay, and The Year 1987 internet project. Why am I getting credit for writing crap again? |
I would like to read these if you have them. |
No one will ever read the Nazi Supermen paper. It was terrible (but got a 97%). I also can't verify a few sources as I took several quotes out of context.
Lost vs. Mythology isn't as good a read as it should be. Most of the information in it was added to Lostpedia.
1987 is no longer online. Be thankful. There were a few too many stories on Reagan and Baby Jessica.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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Oh my god! what a bunch of idiots! |
Fuck you I shoulda got partial credit
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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I've seen most of these before. I'm sure at least some of them (if not all of them) are fake, but they're still hilarious.
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ChildrenofSlayer
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