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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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So what's the proper revenge for friends who neglected to join you at the bar for your birthday? My birthday is tomorrow, but since I'll be spending it driving back to school, I decided it best to drink last night (Friday.) 8 friends were invited, all but 2 gave me lame excuses as to why they couldn't come out to drink: the weather's bad, my family wants me to stay in, you can imagine others. Normally I wouldn't give a shit if people bailed, but lame excuses piss me off.
So what's the proper response to this obvious lack of recognition for 1) cheap beer and 2) my goddam birthday.
Justice must be adminstered. Be creative.
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 Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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"My family wants me to stay in" WTF? Are your friends like 15 years old? No no no... I would seriously just ignore them for some time. Most people think that being an asshole OR doing something mean back to them would be the best revenge, but simple ignoring usually makes people feel like they've really disappointed you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (even if I've already said it about 10 times)
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Slowly plot your revenge in secret until the senate votes to give you supreme executive power, the abolish it and proclaim yourself emperor! Oh wait, that's revenge for sith...
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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| Slowly plot your revenge in secret until the senate votes to give you supreme executive power, the abolish it and proclaim yourself emperor! Oh wait, that's revenge for sith... |
I thought you were talking about President Bush.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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| Kubo wrote: |
So what's the proper revenge for friends who neglected to join you at the bar for your birthday? My birthday is tomorrow, but since I'll be spending it driving back to school, I decided it best to drink last night (Friday.) 8 friends were invited, all but 2 gave me lame excuses as to why they couldn't come out to drink: the weather's bad, my family wants me to stay in, you can imagine others. Normally I wouldn't give a shit if people bailed, but lame excuses piss me off.
So what's the proper response to this obvious lack of recognition for 1) cheap beer and 2) my goddam birthday.
Justice must be adminstered. Be creative. |
dunno if you noticed, but it's pretty bad weather outside.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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They figure that, if you're a Devils fan, and can enjoy boring Devils hockey, you, in return, must also be an incredibly boring human, and thus, someone whom they would not want to hang out with.
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There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
Posts: 1062
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| JEW wrote: |
| dunno if you noticed, but it's pretty bad weather outside. |
Oh I've noticed... but all those invited were within 4 miles of the bar in question. I was 7 miles from said bar. They're pansies.
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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| Sock wrote: |
| They figure that, if you're a Devils fan, and can enjoy boring Devils hockey, you, in return, must also be an incredibly boring human, and thus, someone whom they would not want to hang out with. |
My favorite team is sports squadron from city.
Protip: You're not your favorite fucking hockey team. In fact, you have nothing to do with them. HURRR MY SPORTS TEAM IS BETTER shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Tell your friends that you have special gifts for them and that you were going to give them to at the bar, but they didn't come. Then when they open the boxes, their girlfriends' heads are inside. If they don't have girlfriends, use their moms.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Give them your dick in a box.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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have rough sex with their girlfriends.
if they don't have girlfriends have rough sex with them.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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Usually I won't show any kind of disdain towards them, because then that usually leads to me not talking to them for like a year, yada yada yada. Just wait until the next time, your all out, then when they are talking to someone, a girl hopefully, come up to them and be like Hey "___", what did the doctor give you for your herpes.
Thats what I would do. Or point an ugly beast over in thier direction and mention they wanted you to ask them if they were interested...yea it seems a little grade schoolish but ugly girls love attention.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| Give them your dick in a box. |
Give them THEIR dick in a box.
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