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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Finally, someone uses the bell! My dream of the joke emoticon being eradicated is coming true!
And then I go batshit crazy....
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Xbox Live: HazNobody, pronounced "HAz". | Haven't went to IRC yet? Go! #sydlexia @ DALnet. | Y'all should play some Super Robot Wars J (hey that rhymes!) | yeah I'm back who gives a shit |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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What, you go postal at KFC and kill everyone whilst screaming about Twinbee?
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UltimateFierce
Title: Nippon Yankee
Joined: Jan 17 2007
Location: Right here...
Posts: 509
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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UltimateFierce
Title: Nippon Yankee
Joined: Jan 17 2007
Location: Right here...
Posts: 509
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
Hi, new guy. Don't worry, Tish and JEW will just fuck and get it over with already so they'll stop their bickering. |
I would have to roll her over in flour to find the wet spot.
oh my, you can't beat the classics.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
Hi, new guy. Don't worry, Tish and JEW will just fuck and get it over with already so they'll stop their bickering. |
Do you really think a feud that's been going on for months can be dissolved in just 2 minutes? I mean, JEW sweetie, maybe we should try those pills I was telling you about. The ones that claim they can make you last twice as long! We might get through an entire commercial break!
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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we might, it depends on how excited I get.
I might have to hit you a few times first.
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Kojjiro the Angry
Title: Scientist
Joined: Jan 11 2007
Posts: 210
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I've boxed JEW a few times.
You've never felt awkward until your opponent gets a hard-on in the middle of a fight.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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JEW wrote: |
we might, it depends on how excited I get.
I might have to hit you a few times first. |
How did you know I liked it rough?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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because I find it erotic to punch women. I don't care how you like it, as long as I'm getting hard.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Kojjiro the Angry wrote: |
I've boxed JEW a few times.
You've never felt awkward until your opponent gets a hard-on in the middle of a fight. |
I thought we had somethign special.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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JEW wrote: |
because I find it erotic to punch women. I don't care how you like it, as long as I'm getting hard. |
I think this time I might act scared and start to cry... anything to please you master.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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JEW wrote: |
I have a mean left hook. |
I look forward to the black eye...
EDIT: Do you use that fist on all the girls?
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Kojjiro the Angry
Title: Scientist
Joined: Jan 11 2007
Posts: 210
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JEW wrote: |
Kojjiro the Angry wrote: |
I've boxed JEW a few times.
You've never felt awkward until your opponent gets a hard-on in the middle of a fight. |
I thought we had somethign special. |
I'm sorry to inform you i'm cheating on you with Princess Buttercup
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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Kojjiro the Angry wrote: |
JEW wrote: |
Kojjiro the Angry wrote: |
I've boxed JEW a few times.
You've never felt awkward until your opponent gets a hard-on in the middle of a fight. |
I thought we had somethign special. |
I'm sorry to inform you i'm cheating on you with Princess Buttercup |
It's the long hair...
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Kojjiro the Angry
Title: Scientist
Joined: Jan 11 2007
Posts: 210
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It's the fact that I promised her that I would only have sex with her if she was the last woman alive.
I guess I have to eat my words until JEW goes in for the operation.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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so what you're telling me is that if I beat tish's fat ass to death in an act of lust, you and I can't have sex anymore?
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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JEW wrote: |
so what you're telling me is that if I beat tish's fat ass to death in an act of lust, you and I can't have sex anymore? |
I never authorized you near my ass, thank you very much! That is an exit only! But, back to beating me, do you have anything against beating a school girl? (just checking)
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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either I'm going to take this or you can give it willingly.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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JEW wrote: |
either I'm going to take this or you can give it willingly. |
That sounds like an order
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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I feel like im going to contract something from this Thread. Better go visit my Dr. soon.
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Posts: 396
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Douche McCallister wrote: |
I feel like im going to contract something from this Thread. Better go visit my Dr. soon. |
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