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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 05:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

No, it's not spam.

What I'm wondering is if any here knows of any companies or anything that can loan $1000-$2000 ASAP. I know this may seem silly, but I'm at my wit's end and I'm not sure where to turn ultimately.

- We want to move to Illinois as my girlfriend has a guaranteed job there as an assistant manager at a Dollar General.
- We have our eye on the Orchard Lakes apartments, which with her income plus me having even a part-time job would be enough to live definitely.
- The main problem is we need the aforementioned amount of money to get started. I owe the electric bill here, plus we'd have to pay to get our stuff moved and to pay down on the apartment. The apartment itself is at least $300 down and probably includes the first months rent.

The thing about a loan is that she'll need a job to get a loan, but she can't get the job until we can get a place which would require the loan. We'd build up money here, but we haven't been able to get jobs for months. We have no collateral as we really have nothing of value. We have two laptops but they're both crappy.

If anyone has any ideas or information on anything, please, please post it here.
Thanks.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 05:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Is this the part where you tell me I can get free harg boigled eggs to make my penis bigger?

In all seriousness, though, I have no idea. Maybe try a bank, or a couple of friends?


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Rendman
Joined: Feb 04 2007
PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 10:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What ever you do, DO NOT get a loan from one of those cash advance loan places. Unless, of course, you enjoy paying a 20% and up intrest rate.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 10:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have no idea. But if you're moving to Illinois, I might as well move there too. DarkMaze and Tebor already live there, so it seems like a good base of operations for SydLexia.com.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 10:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was planning to go to college in Illinois, actually. Very Happy


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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 11:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

All of you stay out of my state, or I'll start shooting!

This Is A Joke
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lordsathien
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 11:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Have you considered selling your blood or just the plasma to the Red Cross? Starting a "cyberbegging" site? Yard sale?


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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 11:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Take up Jew's profession? He says they're delicious, and those quarters really add up.


There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about?
 
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 11:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

And you get free teeth-whitening.


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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
PostPosted: Mar 03 2007 11:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sock wrote:
Take up Jew's profession? He says they're delicious, and those quarters really add up.

He only charges $0.25/blow job? wow! that is a steal! Cool

This Is A Joke


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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 04:35 am Reply with quote Back to top

Sock wrote:
Take up Jew's profession? He says they're delicious, and those quarters really add up.


Ahhhh jew, livin life doin what he loves, we could be so lucky.

Or so unfortunate.


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B.B.King
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Joined: Aug 25 2005
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 06:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
This Is A Joke

I am entirely sick of this emoticon.


I am a worthless piece of crap.
 
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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 07:31 am Reply with quote Back to top

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BAKE SALE!
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 11:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

B.B.King wrote:
Tishwitch wrote:
This Is A Joke

I am entirely sick of this emoticon.


if it's not used, some people take things too seriously.


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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 01:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

For god's sake, USE THE FUCKIN' BELL FOR THAT!


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 04:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
B.B.King wrote:
Tishwitch wrote:
This Is A Joke

I am entirely sick of this emoticon.


if it's not used, some people take things too seriously.


yeah, but you use it when you aren't joking, and it's anoying.

my advice on getting money is to mug people.

why the fuck am I watching american pie? this movie sucks.


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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 05:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
why the fuck am I watching american pie? this movie sucks.


Yes. Yes it does.
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DarkMaze
Title: Ed Glaser
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 06:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Gosh, I really don't know -- you've probably already thought of anything I can think of. I'm assuming that asking friends and family is out of the question? Do you have credit cards that you could pay some of that stuff with? Obviously that's not an elegant solution, but it is a loan of sorts.

And Syd, you should totally move to Illinois. Although I can't vouch for it necessarily being any better than Massachusetts, except for the presence of several forum members. Smile


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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 08:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
B.B.King wrote:
Tishwitch wrote:
This Is A Joke

I am entirely sick of this emoticon.


if it's not used, some people take things too seriously.



oh fuck off. people have enough intelligence here to figure out when someone is being sarcastic. when is the last time you exlaimed "EVERYTHING I JUST SAID WAS A FUCKING JOKE K?" in real life?


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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 08:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In "real life" you can hear the person talking, see facial expression and other non-verbal queues, and tone of voice... and you can laugh too... so why don't you fuck off!

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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2007 09:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Rob a bank. It's not original, but it gets the job done.


So, yeah. Yet another thread completely went down the shitter. That's super.
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
PostPosted: Mar 05 2007 01:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

If there was any way I could help out, I would, but I'm going to be moving soon as well, so I have to tackle deposit, first months rent, and setting up electric and communications. If I can think of something else, I'll let you know.

Oh, and SydLexiaCON in the midwest would be awesome. I could stand to drive five or six hours to either Champaign or Chicago in that event.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
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PostPosted: Mar 05 2007 02:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
In "real life" you can hear the person talking, see facial expression and other non-verbal queues, and tone of voice... and you can laugh too... so why don't you fuck off!

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Hell yeah, unfunny rebuttal with attatched stock image macro! You got FatBitched!
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Valdronius
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Joined: Aug 22 2005
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PostPosted: Mar 05 2007 02:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

Haha Tish. Insulted by the lowest common denominator. You got JEWed!


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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
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PostPosted: Mar 05 2007 03:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
Haha Tish. Insulted by the lowest common denominator. You got Jewed!


Hell yeah, fucking jews! Cool

Shouldn't you be busy blowing yourself while playing bass horribly?
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