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lavalarva
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I'm here to teach English to people so they can write properly on the forum.
Lesson 1 : Answer the questions about the following sentence :
"There is a red car in the street"
1- What color is the car?
2- Where is the car?
3- What is red in the street?
Only 499 more lessons and you'll know english well.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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1. Red
2. the street
3. the car
??? Did I get them all right. Man I hope so, I don't want to look like "a retarded poster in the forum".
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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The car is whatever color physics tells it to be, because it has no free will.
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RandomFarthead™
Title: Billy Buttfarter™
Joined: Jul 27 2006
Location: Fartin' Alluponz
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someone from quebec giving english lessons, maybe you should learn the correct french!
paris sucks, no football  and i don't mean soccer.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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OMG, he is teh genius! GENIUS!!! lol.
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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| RandomFarthead™ wrote: |
| someone from quebec giving english lessons, maybe you should learn the correct french! |
Our favorite words are "machin", "patente" and "affaire". We use them in almost every sentence.
If you really are french, check this out :
http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/video.php?vid=30
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| The car is whatever color physics tells it to be, because it has no free will. |
Gravity dictated the cars creation,and then velocity gave it it's color and made it kill a family of 4.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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| B.B.King wrote: |
| Valdronius wrote: |
| The car is whatever color physics tells it to be, because it has no free will. |
Gravity dictated the cars creation,and then velocity gave it it's color and made it kill a family of 4. |
Yeah, Jack Daniel had nothing to do with it.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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| lavalarva wrote: |
I'm here to teach English to people so they can write properly on the forum.
Lesson 1 : Answer the questions about the following sentence :
"There is a red car in the street"
1- What color is the car?
2- Where is the car?
3- What is red in the street?
Only 499 more lessons and you'll know english well. |
4. Why is a period not at the end of that sentence?
You sir are a FRAUD! 
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lavalarva
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| 4. Why is a period not at the end of that sentence? |
Damn, I made a mistake. I'm depressed now. You are better than me, so I officially name you the Sydlexia Teacher, coming with the making of the 499 remaining lessons.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| You, sir, are a FRAUD! |
Fixed. 
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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| Rycona wrote: |
| S. McCracken wrote: |
| You, sir, are a FRAUD! |
Fixed. |
I was typing it as if it were coming out as one fast-paced sentence. Maybe I should have omitted spaces between the words to make it easier. A bad move on my part.
However, to paraphrase Lava, you fixed my sentence so now you are the SydLexia teacher. Have fun with those other 498 remaining lessons.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Rycona wrote: |
| S. McCracken wrote: |
| You, sir, are a FRAUD! |
Fixed. |
I was typing it as if it were coming out as one fast-paced sentence. Maybe I should have omitted spaces between the words to make it easier. A bad move on my part.
However, to paraphrase Lava, you fixed my sentence so now you are the SydLexia teacher. Have fun with those other 498 remaining lessons. |
FUCK!
Okay, here we go.
Lesson 500-497 - Reading Comprehension:
Once there was a king named Don Giovanni. He was a benign king and he loved his people as they loved him. One day in his peaceful kingdom of Rhodesia, two of the town's water towers were destroyed and toppled by kamikaze wyverns. King Giovanni was furious and sent his largest and strongest legion, led by generals Hawk and Animal, to the nearby region of Tuscanini to investigate the nature of these devastating attacks. Lord Malice of the land of Tuscanini was not pleased to be put under the magnifying glass of King Giovanni's blame, so he denied all allegations and gave Inspector Caruso a tough time.
"I am an innocent man," claimed Lord Malice, "I have nothing to do with these attacks."
"I hope you're right," said Inspector Cain while putting on his sunglasses. "For your sake," he added as he stepped out of the camera's view.
QUESTIONS:
1) What is Inspector Cain's first name?
2) Lord Malice is from what sequel?
3) Why does my automatic spell checker not recognize the word "wyvern"?
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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1) Horatio
2) "Happily Ever After", The unauthorized sequel to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
3) Because you have not added the word to your Word Processor's Dictionary yet.
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Q.4) What mistakes were made?
A) At first the Inspector was named "Caruso" (Actor), and then later refered to as "Cain" (Character). Also, Caine should be spelled with a "e".
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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Sensible enough. I've never seen it in writing and I'm so used to seeing it without the 'e' due to biblical fratricide and my friend whose middle name is Cain, which he uses online and in his band.
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